idf101

First of all i have nothing against tattoos indeed i have one from my time in the military, however i have noticed during the recent warm weather the amount of what i can only decribe as "Old trouts" having the most awful tattoos.
These are usually above the chest area and look like they have had a strawberry smoothie explode over them or above the crack of their huge rear end which resemble some kind of exoctic road kill.
These tattoos are newish as well so it is not like they got them in the days of their youth and 4 stone ago so why now????????????

EddScott

Wifes mate has one of Twink from Peter Pan - horrific looking tat with "I belive" underneath.

g7prs

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The ones above the rear end are know as tramp stamps!

RA Dunk

First time I've heard this one, but it makes so much sense!

The Zohan

Slag-Tags?

g7prs

iTrader: (5)

Different name for the same thing

wrx sti ppp

the best ones for me are on really really fat women with arms the size of a rhino's leg with the smallest butterfly tattoo in the middle of it!

J4CKO

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Tattos are like private plates, most are gash but a good one is brilliant.

Needs to be the right person as well and not part of a "trendy by numbers" thing, I am not the right person, wouldnt suit one and would look like most that have them, like I am trying too hard.

Hysteria1983

I thought someone was asking trout for tattoo advice!! Pmsl

Hysteria1983

I just hate the ones that have been picked from a book.

You see one bloke with it, then a month later, the same one. It doesn't make them special, and part of getting a tattoo for me is the fun of creating an individual peice.

Trout

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Hello?!!!!!!!

s70rjw

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I do think a nice "Only God can judge me" tattooed on the forearm adds a certain class money just can't buy. Similarly anything on the neck or above shows that the tattooee has a certain Je ne sais quois.

Jonny_

lol... i keep mine below the collar and above the elbows... above the elbow is merely for work but anything above the collar i really dont like..

Trout

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ditchmyster

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what a retard.

RobsyUK

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I may be mistaken but i think this girl was drugged and forced into the above. I'm sure there was something on TV with her mum in tears asking why someone could tatoo a young girls face..... poor bitch

ditchmyster

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Always fancied a tattoo, never found something i'd want on my body for the rest of my life though, and think i'm knocking on a bit to be having one at the ripe old age of 45.

Awaits suggestions from the bum brigade.

mylilscooby

i had my todger done and i think that that has now out ne off them from the waist down lol

markjmd

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You are mistaken, and her story was that "she'd fallen asleep":

"A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her on her face as she slept when she asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time – and lied because her father was "furious". "

Girl with tattoos admits she asked for them

Only in Belgium

Dr.No

No, it all came out in the wash (so to speak).... She WANTED the tattoos, as applied, but when her father kicked off she made up the story about falling asleep and waking up to find that the tattooist had gone mad with stars all over her face.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-for-them.html

HTH

DN