Jordan "look-a-like" makes future hubby pay for plastic surgery
01 June 2011, 03:17 PM
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Jordan "look-a-like" makes future hubby pay for plastic surgery
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/864842-k...id-for-surgery
Now my mum always said that if you can't say anything nice, you shouldn't say anything at all.....
So I won't say a word.
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I will, however, post a picture that encapsulates my feelings on the matter!
Now my mum always said that if you can't say anything nice, you shouldn't say anything at all.....
So I won't say a word.
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I will, however, post a picture that encapsulates my feelings on the matter!
01 June 2011, 03:23 PM
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I agree with the pig statement, and the husband is a fookin idiot falling for it, let alne actually paying his hard earned out on that, whats the old saying " you cant polish a turd" i think it goes!!!
Bus drivers must earn a fair wack if they can afford all that dosh on fakeness!!
Bus drivers must earn a fair wack if they can afford all that dosh on fakeness!!
01 June 2011, 03:30 PM
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I thought it was her Dad !!
What is it with the UK and Fuktards like this ?
and this
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...rl-strong.html
I could probably post another 20 links from the past week in the tabloids, they just revel in this type of journalism.
Tragic
What is it with the UK and Fuktards like this ?
and this
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...rl-strong.html
I could probably post another 20 links from the past week in the tabloids, they just revel in this type of journalism.
Tragic
01 June 2011, 03:31 PM
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He'll have to spend millions for her to look similar to Katie Price. And she'll have to keep off them pies. So its a fail.
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01 June 2011, 03:42 PM
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How did he get a job as a bus driver if his eye sight is that bad?
Looks like Katie Brand doing an impression of Jordan.
Looks like Katie Brand doing an impression of Jordan.
01 June 2011, 03:47 PM
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Looks like a Rottweiler that has eaten too many oranges and fallen into a vat of Maybeline chewing on a wasp if you ask me! 
01 June 2011, 04:08 PM
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Hilarious thread!
I'm sure this biffa was on Snog, Marry, Avoid. I don't watch it but the wife is partial. I'm sure this girl was on and the idea is that a make up clad girl is given a make-down as such and judged before and after on the above. I'm sure this one flatly refused to take off her make up and seemed faily convinced she was sex on a stick. I LOL'd.
I can't tell, I really can't?
I'm sure this biffa was on Snog, Marry, Avoid. I don't watch it but the wife is partial. I'm sure this girl was on and the idea is that a make up clad girl is given a make-down as such and judged before and after on the above. I'm sure this one flatly refused to take off her make up and seemed faily convinced she was sex on a stick. I LOL'd.
I can't tell, I really can't?
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01 June 2011, 04:08 PM
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My god!
I'm thinking it would take a substantial amount of 'work' to get her to look anything like Katie Price! She looks twice the size of her for a start!
I'm thinking it would take a substantial amount of 'work' to get her to look anything like Katie Price! She looks twice the size of her for a start!
01 June 2011, 06:19 PM
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oh my fuc**** god!
Has Katie munched all the pies in the country because that the only way they will ever look a like
I am guessing any things that are the same would be they are both sort of females.
I am no going off to bleach my eyes...
Has Katie munched all the pies in the country because that the only way they will ever look a like
I am guessing any things that are the same would be they are both sort of females.
I am no going off to bleach my eyes...
01 June 2011, 06:28 PM
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LOL, if anyone knows the Bluetones, they have a song that suits Jordan perfectly.
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Blueton...e+Stop+Talking
Please stop talking.
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Blueton...e+Stop+Talking
Please stop talking.
01 June 2011, 06:38 PM
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http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/864735-geo...s-newcastle-mp
Spot the dude who doesn't have the internet
Fine geordie name that 
Spot the dude who doesn't have the internet
has angered Newcastle natives.
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01 June 2011, 07:04 PM
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I'm sure she's had some plastic surgery on her face over the years though.
01 June 2011, 07:10 PM
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Given a chance I would pleasure Katie Price daily for the rest of my life given the chance.
It all falls apart when she opens her mouth - although at least she's not a geordie. Cheryl Coal needs to be burnt at the stake for the accent alone.
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It all falls apart when she opens her mouth - although at least she's not a geordie. Cheryl Coal needs to be burnt at the stake for the accent alone.
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01 June 2011, 08:26 PM
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Hilarious thread!
I'm sure this biffa was on Snog, Marry, Avoid. I don't watch it but the wife is partial. I'm sure this girl was on and the idea is that a make up clad girl is given a make-down as such and judged before and after on the above. I'm sure this one flatly refused to take off her make up and seemed faily convinced she was sex on a stick. I LOL'd.
I can't tell, I really can't?
I'm sure this biffa was on Snog, Marry, Avoid. I don't watch it but the wife is partial. I'm sure this girl was on and the idea is that a make up clad girl is given a make-down as such and judged before and after on the above. I'm sure this one flatly refused to take off her make up and seemed faily convinced she was sex on a stick. I LOL'd.
I can't tell, I really can't?
01 June 2011, 08:58 PM
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The guy needs to spend some of that money on getting his head sorted out,absolute madness spending that cash and from looking at the results,i'd want a refund.
