Jordan "look-a-like" makes future hubby pay for plastic surgery
 

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/864842-k...id-for-surgery

Now my mum always said that if you can't say anything nice, you shouldn't say anything at all.....

So I won't say a word.
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I will, however, post a picture that encapsulates my feelings on the matter! :D

http://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content...1/01/piggy.jpg

I agree with the pig statement, and the husband is a fookin idiot falling for it, let alne actually paying his hard earned out on that, whats the old saying " you cant polish a turd" i think it goes!!!

Bus drivers must earn a fair wack if they can afford all that dosh on fakeness!!

:lol1:

I hate people. :(

Great now I've thrown up all over my keyboard......

I thought it was her Dad !!

What is it with the UK and Fuktards like this ?

and this

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...rl-strong.html

I could probably post another 20 links from the past week in the tabloids, they just revel in this type of journalism.

Tragic

He'll have to spend millions for her to look similar to Katie Price. And she'll have to keep off them pies. So its a fail.:cuckoo:

Katie Price lookalike :confused:
Does she have any mirrors? And he must be the biggest mug on the planet.
What a pair of horrors :freak3:

How did he get a job as a bus driver if his eye sight is that bad?

Looks like Katie Brand doing an impression of Jordan.

Looks like a Rottweiler that has eaten too many oranges and fallen into a vat of Maybeline chewing on a wasp if you ask me! ;) :D

I,m sorry but I just dont find Katie Price attractive in a real world way...... to me she looks like something out of an American "B" movie involving hookers

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums...ile0004205.JPG

Aspiring Model!! family gets in the way of her 'beauty regime'! boob reduction with tax payers money!

let the cleansing of the gene pool commence!!

I'd hit it!




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With a cricket bat :mad:

look-a-like

LOOK-A-LIKE?????

*I* look more like Katie Price than that biffer!!!!!

What a mess....

Hilarious thread! :D :D


I'm sure this biffa was on Snog, Marry, Avoid. I don't watch it but the wife is partial. I'm sure this girl was on and the idea is that a make up clad girl is given a make-down as such and judged before and after on the above. I'm sure this one flatly refused to take off her make up and seemed faily convinced she was sex on a stick. I LOL'd.

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8Rw3jocyv...ca_280x330.jpg

I can't tell, I really can't?

My god!

I'm thinking it would take a substantial amount of 'work' to get her to look anything like Katie Price! She looks twice the size of her for a start!

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...6011879852.jpg


;) :D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8Rw3jocyvM...ca_280x330.jpg

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...7e5TVzIBt67tRC

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7HF5xznDXC...s+not+want.jpg

The "bus driver" should have one of these!
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...my9j_NwNO0b4MO

oh my fuc**** god!

Has Katie munched all the pies in the country because that the only way they will ever look a like

I am guessing any things that are the same would be they are both sort of females.

I am no going off to bleach my eyes...

LOL, if anyone knows the Bluetones, they have a song that suits Jordan perfectly.

http://www.last.fm/music/The+Blueton...e+Stop+Talking

Please stop talking.

£15,000 to make her look like that then the public are paying for a breast reduction!! Should be means tested.

http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/864735-geo...s-newcastle-mp

Spot the dude who doesn't have the internet :)

Fine geordie name that :thumb:

Jordan is extremely fit when she's not got too much war paint on and looking like a slag.

I'm sure she's had some plastic surgery on her face over the years though.

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/imag...l62260_014.jpg

I still would. Wouldn't call back, but I would.

Given a chance I would pleasure Katie Price daily for the rest of my life given the chance.

It all falls apart when she opens her mouth - although at least she's not a geordie. Cheryl Coal needs to be burnt at the stake for the accent alone.



















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Never been a fan of Jordan but that beefcake puts it in to perspective! Jordan ftw munter go home!

Sex on an ugly stick maybe :D

Women are always the bitchiest :D

The guy needs to spend some of that money on getting his head sorted out,absolute madness spending that cash and from looking at the results,i'd want a refund.
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag...s-Piggy460.jpg
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looks like your doll Meme from Shameless!