Jordan "look-a-like" makes future hubby pay for plastic surgery
01 June 2011, 09:14 PM
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Simon Cowell couldn't even afford to make her look like Jordan, what chance has this mug got.
01 June 2011, 09:15 PM
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Jordan is a flat ar$ed gobsh1te.....
but i would smash her back door in though
01 June 2011, 11:42 PM
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Women are always the bitchiest
The boys comments were far worse than mine
02 June 2011, 12:07 AM
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Patie Krice has no *** or hips - a big no no for yer wimmins
There you go Lee24, I crowbarred in "wimmins" - you like that, don't you?
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02 June 2011, 12:26 AM
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Found her on facebook
02 June 2011, 12:56 AM
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I don't know what all the fuss is about, I'd do her...
with a Glock 17 and several 9mm rounds
02 June 2011, 01:03 AM
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I don't know what all the fuss is about, I'd do her...
with a Glock 17 and several 9mm rounds
Waste of ammo!
02 June 2011, 01:15 AM
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I'm sure this one flatly refused to take off her make up and seemed faily convinced she was sex on a stick. I LOL'd
Looks like it snapped under that chubby bint...
Attempting to Polish a turd just makes more mess.
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