hutton_d

An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one
night, having beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer,
throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces
and says:
"In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice."
The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces
and says: "Well mate, in 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South
African and the Australian and then says: "In London we have so many
****ing South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same
ones twice.


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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the
same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment,
they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on
the lower. In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm
sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you
could possibly pass me another blanket." The man leans out and, with a
glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea.....let's pretend we're
married."
"Why not?" giggles the woman. "Good", he replies. "Get your own
f***ing blanket."





Dave