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Old 21 April 2011, 02:49 PM
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Wink I bet that made his eyes water.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145

Gateshead woman denies biting off *********

A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend's ********* has denied grievous bodily harm.

Maria Topp, 43, allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 0400 GMT on 18 February.

He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.

Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court for a brief hearing on Thursday to deny the charge. She was granted bail.

Her two or three-day trial will be fixed later.
Old 21 April 2011, 03:00 PM
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Any witnesses to testefy ?

Old 21 April 2011, 03:38 PM
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Bet it wasn't the first time she had them in her mouth!
Old 21 April 2011, 03:49 PM
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It sounds like a load of b0ll0cks to me
Old 21 April 2011, 04:09 PM
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I wonder if she tried them with pasta noodles and a bit of that italian sauce....
Old 21 April 2011, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Carlh
I wonder if she tried them with pasta noodles and a bit of that italian sauce....
Cheese sauce ?
Old 21 April 2011, 04:41 PM
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Sounds normal for Gateshead!

Wonder if Lisa and MickyWRX would like to comment?
Old 21 April 2011, 05:20 PM
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Micky has been quiet lately
Old 21 April 2011, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by foxarm
Micky has been quiet lately
Maybe his voice is so high pitched only dogs can hear him now
Old 21 April 2011, 06:11 PM
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Sounds like shes bitten off more than she can chew.
Old 21 April 2011, 06:19 PM
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Sounds like she's nuts!
Old 21 April 2011, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by richiewong
Maybe his voice is so high pitched only dogs can hear him now

He cut down her tree she cut off his bollox
Old 21 April 2011, 08:02 PM
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one lump or two?
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Old 21 April 2011, 08:58 PM
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Sounds similar to the one a few years ago where some woman ripped off one of her ex boyfriends ***** at a party and tried to swallow it.

Kind of not what you want as a man! LOL
Old 21 April 2011, 09:29 PM
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adds a whole new meaning to ball buster
Old 21 April 2011, 09:36 PM
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Some women you just don't want to p1ss off,the Female mind eh ..
Old 21 April 2011, 10:48 PM
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That's fecking Geordies for you - they'll **** anyone for a bite to eat...
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