Washer or a walker?
20 April 2011, 03:53 PM
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Washer or a walker?
I'm a walker! 
I shower daily and never p*ss on my hands so why should I bother?!
I do laugh seeing chaps spending 5 mins doing the OCD handwash shuffle only to open the s**ter door with the manky wee stained handle! NICE!!!
I get out of toilets with my elbows!!
Only me??
I shower daily and never p*ss on my hands so why should I bother?!
I do laugh seeing chaps spending 5 mins doing the OCD handwash shuffle only to open the s**ter door with the manky wee stained handle! NICE!!!
I get out of toilets with my elbows!!
Only me??
20 April 2011, 03:58 PM
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If you get out with your elbows, why wouldn't you wash?! 
I always wash unless it's going to make my hands worse doing so - some places you just want to GTFO as quickly as possible if they're really bad.
I always wash unless it's going to make my hands worse doing so - some places you just want to GTFO as quickly as possible if they're really bad.
20 April 2011, 04:04 PM
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I'm a walker!
I shower daily and never p*ss on my hands so why should I bother?!
I do laugh seeing chaps spending 5 mins doing the OCD handwash shuffle only to open the s**ter door with the manky wee stained handle! NICE!!!
I get out of toilets with my elbows!!
Only me??
I shower daily and never p*ss on my hands so why should I bother?!
I do laugh seeing chaps spending 5 mins doing the OCD handwash shuffle only to open the s**ter door with the manky wee stained handle! NICE!!!
I get out of toilets with my elbows!!
Only me??
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20 April 2011, 04:08 PM
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**** is for the most part sterile anyway. If you needed to clean out a wound out in the middle of nowhere it's probably better to use wee than water from a stream/lake/puddle/etc.
That said I do usually wash my hands in public bogs
That said I do usually wash my hands in public bogs
20 April 2011, 04:12 PM
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What I can't understand are the people who grab huge amounts of paper towels to dry their old chap?
Also something which annoys me is people using the hand-dryer until their hands are devoid of a single molecule of water.
Also something which annoys me is people using the hand-dryer until their hands are devoid of a single molecule of water.
20 April 2011, 04:14 PM
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Dirty bathplugs ya pair of you! pmsl. I hate going for pi55 and then seeing another bloke not bother to wash his hands and put his **** stained fingers on the handle which i then have to touch.
bet ya dont flush the bog after a ****e either!
bet ya dont flush the bog after a ****e either!
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20 April 2011, 04:15 PM
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if i ever see you at a road side accident, i'll try and remember to pi55 on you
20 April 2011, 04:17 PM
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I'm a walker!
I shower daily and never p*ss on my hands so why should I bother?!
I do laugh seeing chaps spending 5 mins doing the OCD handwash shuffle only to open the s**ter door with the manky wee stained handle! NICE!!!
I get out of toilets with my elbows!!
Only me??
I shower daily and never p*ss on my hands so why should I bother?!
I do laugh seeing chaps spending 5 mins doing the OCD handwash shuffle only to open the s**ter door with the manky wee stained handle! NICE!!!
I get out of toilets with my elbows!!
Only me??
Yeah, but even if you don't pi$$ on your hands, you've been touching your *****, which has been all squashed up with your Betty Swollocks in your purple nylon Y-Fronts! Not very savoury!
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20 April 2011, 04:23 PM
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20 April 2011, 04:25 PM
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speak for yourself Mr Cheesy!
I'm clean! I wear nice airy loose boxers so now betty swollacks for me!
20 April 2011, 04:27 PM
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Its isnt really about what you got on your hands when having a p1ss though is it, it is a suitable juncture at which you are near water and soap and can wash your hands as you pick up germs off all sorts of surfaces, scratching, eating food, shaking hands, working, stroking pets.
Depends of course how much you like having the *****, colds, flu etc etc and how much you like distributing germs to other people.
FFS Dont work in a hospital of food place.
Its isnt really about what you got on your hands when having a p1ss though is it, it is a suitable juncture at which you are near water and soap and can wash your hands as you pick up germs off all sorts of surfaces, scratching, eating food, shaking hands, working, stroking pets.
Depends of course how much you like having the *****, colds, flu etc etc and how much you like distributing germs to other people.
FFS Dont work in a hospital of food place.
20 April 2011, 04:33 PM
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Taps, Doorhandles, splashback...
Its isnt really about what you got on your hands when having a p1ss though is it, it is a suitable juncture at which you are near water and soap and can wash your hands as you pick up germs off all sorts of surfaces, scratching, eating food, shaking hands, working, stroking pets.
Depends of course how much you like having the *****, colds, flu etc etc and how much you like distributing germs to other people.
FFS Dont work in a hospital of food place.
Its isnt really about what you got on your hands when having a p1ss though is it, it is a suitable juncture at which you are near water and soap and can wash your hands as you pick up germs off all sorts of surfaces, scratching, eating food, shaking hands, working, stroking pets.
Depends of course how much you like having the *****, colds, flu etc etc and how much you like distributing germs to other people.
FFS Dont work in a hospital of food place.
20 April 2011, 04:34 PM
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Truth is, if you shower in the morning and put on a clean pair of kecks, by the time you walk into the toilets your hands are likely to have far more bacteria on them than your little chap, so logically you should wash them before you take a leak.
20 April 2011, 04:36 PM
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That's what I was thinking!
20 April 2011, 04:55 PM
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Yes, I have always thought that little J4CKO is all tucked up, asleep (96.5 % of the time) in fresh undies but the truth is your parts do secrete and bacteria love this, hence why at the end of the day it can be a bit whiffy despite being showered and not really used, so its stale urine which is sterile when it comes out, but not for long, smegma and dead skin cells, kind of not so bad if you only touch the sides but even then it does sit there in your pants marinading in sweat, farts and nylon trousers.
Like i said, regardless of how clean you think it may be (it probably isn't by the end of the day), its just a chance to wash your hands, you need to stop thinking of washing as purely to do with going to the toilet, its just convenient to wash your hands when you are going for a p1ss, especially with a visit to the bogs, the kitchen can be as bad if not worse.
I ask my kids what they do with all the time they save on washing hands and flushing bogs, they never have an answer.
Opening doors with elbows is good practice as you rarely put your elbow in your mouth or scratch your eye with it.
Imagine how much disease can probably be avoided by people just being more careful about hygeine, imagine the cost on the NHS from people just being dirty mingers, there is a case for some bacteria being good for us which is true and I think disenfecting everything to death is overkill but the stuff that lurks on dishcloths, peoples fingers after a poo if they dont wash, on animals etc can make you really ill or kill you.
Like i said, regardless of how clean you think it may be (it probably isn't by the end of the day), its just a chance to wash your hands, you need to stop thinking of washing as purely to do with going to the toilet, its just convenient to wash your hands when you are going for a p1ss, especially with a visit to the bogs, the kitchen can be as bad if not worse.
I ask my kids what they do with all the time they save on washing hands and flushing bogs, they never have an answer.
Opening doors with elbows is good practice as you rarely put your elbow in your mouth or scratch your eye with it.
Imagine how much disease can probably be avoided by people just being more careful about hygeine, imagine the cost on the NHS from people just being dirty mingers, there is a case for some bacteria being good for us which is true and I think disenfecting everything to death is overkill but the stuff that lurks on dishcloths, peoples fingers after a poo if they dont wash, on animals etc can make you really ill or kill you.
20 April 2011, 04:58 PM
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It's pretty common to see people exit the stalls after a taking a cr@p and they just go straight out.
20 April 2011, 05:00 PM
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Yes, I have always thought that little J4CKO is all tucked up, asleep (96.5 % of the time) in fresh undies but the truth is your parts do secrete and bacteria love this, hence why at the end of the day it can be a bit whiffy despite being showered and not really used, so its stale urine which is sterile when it comes out, but not for long, smegma and dead skin cells, kind of not so bad if you only touch the sides but even then it does sit there in your pants marinading in sweat, farts and nylon trousers.
Like i said, regardless of how clean you think it may be (it probably isn't by the end of the day), its just a chance to wash your hands, you need to stop thinking of washing as purely to do with going to the toilet, its just convenient to wash your hands when you are going for a p1ss, especially with a visit to the bogs, the kitchen can be as bad if not worse.
I ask my kids what they do with all the time they save on washing hands and flushing bogs, they never have an answer.
Opening doors with elbows is good practice as you rarely put your elbow in your mouth or scratch your eye with it.
Imagine how much disease can probably be avoided by people just being more careful about hygeine, imagine the cost on the NHS from people just being dirty mingers, there is a case for some bacteria being good for us which is true and I think disenfecting everything to death is overkill but the stuff that lurks on dishcloths, peoples fingers after a poo if they dont wash, on animals etc can make you really ill or kill you.
Like i said, regardless of how clean you think it may be (it probably isn't by the end of the day), its just a chance to wash your hands, you need to stop thinking of washing as purely to do with going to the toilet, its just convenient to wash your hands when you are going for a p1ss, especially with a visit to the bogs, the kitchen can be as bad if not worse.
I ask my kids what they do with all the time they save on washing hands and flushing bogs, they never have an answer.
Opening doors with elbows is good practice as you rarely put your elbow in your mouth or scratch your eye with it.
Imagine how much disease can probably be avoided by people just being more careful about hygeine, imagine the cost on the NHS from people just being dirty mingers, there is a case for some bacteria being good for us which is true and I think disenfecting everything to death is overkill but the stuff that lurks on dishcloths, peoples fingers after a poo if they dont wash, on animals etc can make you really ill or kill you.
Great post!
Anyone who uses the word "smegma" is cool in my book!Seriously though I've taken your comments on board and think I may change my ways although I always wash when I've had a d**p!
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20 April 2011, 05:12 PM
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I always clean after a ****. Why would I want my hands, yes hands 
to smell of cheese?
I remember a good one from a long time ago:
''Didn't your parents tell you to wash your hands after having a ****?''
''No, because I didn't teach my self to **** on my hands, you dick''
to smell of cheese? I remember a good one from a long time ago:
''Didn't your parents tell you to wash your hands after having a ****?''
''No, because I didn't teach my self to **** on my hands, you dick''
20 April 2011, 05:18 PM
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