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03 April 2011, 11:07 PM
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Why do female parachutists wear knickers?
03 April 2011, 11:08 PM
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I don't know,why do they?
03 April 2011, 11:10 PM
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To stop them whistling on the way down.
I told you it was silly.
03 April 2011, 11:50 PM
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joz, you should be ashamed of yourself. That joke was pure $hite
04 April 2011, 12:24 AM
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Flaps to 30°
04 April 2011, 12:30 AM
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joz, you should be ashamed of yourself. That joke was pure $hite
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"Harsh."
- "Isn't it."
It's not 'my' joke.
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Now that IS funny.
04 April 2011, 12:35 AM
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What's black and white and crawls along pavements?
04 April 2011, 08:17 AM
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Made me laugh!
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04 April 2011, 09:53 AM
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What's black and white and crawls along pavements?
What is black and white and crawls along pavements ?
04 April 2011, 03:20 PM
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04 April 2011, 06:37 PM
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The wounded nun joke is John Cleese's favoutite, I'll have you know.
I think he's attracted to the 'dark' nature of it.
I find it funny for the same reason...
04 April 2011, 08:07 PM
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Last piece of advice from Instructor to pupils during briefing before their first parachute jump:
'If your paracute & your reserve both fail would you please stick out your arms as wide as possible & cross your legs.'
Pupil: 'Will that help save us?'
Instuctor:'No,but it will make it a f*cking site easier to screw you out of the runway!'
04 April 2011, 08:10 PM
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I hear there going to mix Anti-depressents with Viagra..............
.... so if you dont get a f***, you dont give a f***.
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