Why do female parachutists wear knickers?

 

I don't know,why do they?

 

To stop them whistling on the way down.

I told you it was silly.

 

joz, you should be ashamed of yourself. That joke was pure $hite

 

Flaps to 30°

 

- "Harsh."

- "Isn't it."


It's not 'my' joke.

 

Now that IS funny.

 

What's black and white and crawls along pavements?

 

Made me laugh!

Les

 

 

What is black and white and crawls along pavements ?

 

A wounded nun.

 

I would like to say it was worth waiting for

 

The wounded nun joke is John Cleese's favoutite, I'll have you know. I think he's attracted to the 'dark' nature of it.

I find it funny for the same reason...

 

Last piece of advice from Instructor to pupils during briefing before their first parachute jump:
'If your paracute & your reserve both fail would you please stick out your arms as wide as possible & cross your legs.'

Pupil: 'Will that help save us?'

























Instuctor:'No,but it will make it a f*cking site easier to screw you out of the runway!'

 

I hear there going to mix Anti-depressents with Viagra..............




.... so if you dont get a f***, you dont give a f***.

 

n, ;bgir\g

 

lol