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Old 03 April 2011, 11:07 PM
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Why do female parachutists wear knickers?
Old 03 April 2011, 11:08 PM
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I don't know,why do they?
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To stop them whistling on the way down.

I told you it was silly.
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joz, you should be ashamed of yourself. That joke was pure $hite
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Flaps to 30°
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Originally Posted by Lee247
joz, you should be ashamed of yourself. That joke was pure $hite
- "Harsh."

- "Isn't it."



It's not 'my' joke.

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Originally Posted by speedking
Flaps to 30°
Now that IS funny.
Old 04 April 2011, 12:35 AM
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What's black and white and crawls along pavements?
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Made me laugh!

Les
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Old 04 April 2011, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by joz8968
What's black and white and crawls along pavements?
What is black and white and crawls along pavements ?
Old 04 April 2011, 03:20 PM
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A wounded nun.
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I would like to say it was worth waiting for

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The wounded nun joke is John Cleese's favoutite, I'll have you know. I think he's attracted to the 'dark' nature of it.

I find it funny for the same reason...
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Last piece of advice from Instructor to pupils during briefing before their first parachute jump:
'If your paracute & your reserve both fail would you please stick out your arms as wide as possible & cross your legs.'

Pupil: 'Will that help save us?'

























Instuctor:'No,but it will make it a f*cking site easier to screw you out of the runway!'
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I hear there going to mix Anti-depressents with Viagra..............




.... so if you dont get a f***, you dont give a f***.
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n, ;bgir\g
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lol
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