SILLY JOKE...
 

Why do female parachutists wear knickers?

I don't know,why do they?

To stop them whistling on the way down.

I told you it was silly. :rolleyes:

joz, you should be ashamed of yourself. That joke was pure $hite :lol1:

Flaps to 30° :lol1:

- "Harsh."

- "Isn't it."


It's not 'my' joke. :D

Now that IS funny. :lol1:

What's black and white and crawls along pavements?

Made me laugh!

Les :D

:lol1:

What is black and white and crawls along pavements ? :wonder::)

A wounded nun.

I would like to say it was worth waiting for :brickwall

:lol1::lol1:

The wounded nun joke is John Cleese's favoutite, I'll have you know. :D I think he's attracted to the 'dark' nature of it.

I find it funny for the same reason...

Last piece of advice from Instructor to pupils during briefing before their first parachute jump:
'If your paracute & your reserve both fail would you please stick out your arms as wide as possible & cross your legs.'

Pupil: 'Will that help save us?'

























Instuctor:'No,but it will make it a f*cking site easier to screw you out of the runway!'

I hear there going to mix Anti-depressents with Viagra..............




.... so if you dont get a f***, you dont give a f***.

lol