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Old 31 March 2011, 09:59 PM
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In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that increasing
numbers of people who send text messages and emails,
have forgotten the "art" of capitalization.

Those of you who fall into this world, please take note of the statement below. I cannot stress enough how important it is to use correct grammar and punctuation.

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Is everybody clear on that?





Old 31 March 2011, 10:02 PM
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Old 31 March 2011, 10:06 PM
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Old 31 March 2011, 10:26 PM
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Superb! The English language is dying though

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Old 31 March 2011, 10:27 PM
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i dnt c wat ur prob is wiv txt spk swiss
Old 31 March 2011, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Terminator X
Superb! The English language is dying though

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Sadly.

Although I don't even use txt spk when texting. I have to type it out properly. And people don't know how to write with a pen anymore. I was thinking about it the other day, and wondering if a time will come, when they don't even bother teaching people to write anymore.
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we must have the same uncle.
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that increasing
numbers of people who send text messages and emails,
have forgotten the "art" of capitalization.

Those of you who fall into this world, please take note of the statement below. I cannot stress enough how important it is to use correct grammar and punctuation.

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Is everybody clear on that?



And another is the increasing adoption of American spelling in the English language!!!
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Originally Posted by jonc
And another is the increasing adoption of American spelling in the English language!!!
Bloody US keyboard
Old 01 April 2011, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by jonc
And another is the increasing adoption of American spelling in the English language!!!


Yeah, *******!
Old 01 April 2011, 10:53 AM
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my sister would text me and after I had deciphered it I would reply with just a string of vowels and punctuations and tell her to use them in her next text, she also does it when typing on facebook etc !!!

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Originally Posted by jonc
And another is the increasing adoption of American spelling in the English language!!!
You can use "z" or "s", doesn't make it American spelling.

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Not even going to read it "z" is American (as in they only use "z") but "z" or "s" is English (as in we can use both).

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Old 01 April 2011, 12:37 PM
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I always call Americans lazy spellers as they seem to randomly miss letters out of words.

Do you think they ration the letter 'u'?


(edited to add: )

and the amount of dopey Americans who spell laser 'lazer'
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Originally Posted by Terminator X
Not even going to read it "z" is American (as in they only use "z") but "z" or "s" is English (as in we can use both).

TX.
It's not "z" in America ffs - it's ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I agree with the above sentiments regarding "txt" speak and the decline in the correct use of the English language. It really pi$$es me orf!!

I cannot bring myself to this day to use such abbreviations and my fingers insist in tapping out the whole words. It makes people look thick as two short planks imo. Retarded a little. And it's just plain rude.

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sickipedia app on the iphone by any chance?

Old 01 April 2011, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DaOne
sickipedia app on the iphone by any chance?

Nope
Old 01 April 2011, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
Sadly.

Although I don't even use txt spk when texting. I have to type it out properly. And people don't know how to write with a pen anymore. I was thinking about it the other day, and wondering if a time will come, when they don't even bother teaching people to write anymore.
+1 on all counts.

I 'love' (trying) to use correct spelling/grammar/punctuation at all times. Okay, I do use the odd dodgy looking/sounding abb. (<<< lol) from time to time, but nothing ever as s***e as feckin' txt spk!!! Plus I've been 'sucked in' to using bloody "lol" a lot, of late.

Putting the grammar-based effort in helps with 'keeping your hand in', so that you'll never lose it. (My handwriting 'style' sucks the big one, though ).

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Old 01 April 2011, 08:50 PM
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If, I receive text messages that are in "txt spk" I tend to not bother my **** to try and decipher them.

I'm too old for all that illiterate crap.
Old 01 April 2011, 08:52 PM
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Same here. Really can't be arsed. So chavvy!
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As I understand it, although it can be spelled with "s" or "z", the accepted English way is with "s" while the American method is always with "z"

English is being denigrated with the use of made up words probably thought up by some smartarse or another and unfortunately people are quick to seize on the use of such words.

As a couple of examples. "issues" always used to be called more correctly "problems" and "proven" which is an ancient Scottish legal term has been substituted for "proved".

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Old 02 April 2011, 10:58 AM
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Well the Oxford dictionary only recognises "realize" rather than "realise":

http://oxforddictionaries.com/view/e...m_en_gb0690240

Ditto "summarize" etc.

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