Short joke...literally
26 March 2011, 07:08 PM
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Short joke...literally
A man goes into Waterstone's bookstore and asks the young lady assistant.
"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title.
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
The man said, "that's the one, I'll take a copy."
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A man goes into Waterstone's bookstore and asks the young lady assistant.
"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title.
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
The man said, "that's the one, I'll take a copy."
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That book was written about my hubby, that's why his nickname is ............Justin
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"I'm not sure if it's in yet, you do have a copy?"
"My name? My name is S WISS TONY!"
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lol Yeah, or that ^^^
What do you do if there's an epileptic in your bath?
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lol Yeah, or that ^^^
What do you do if there's an epileptic in your bath?
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Throw your washing in?
beat me to it .. lol
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Indeed!
That joke makes me ****! The vision!....
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beat me to it .. lol
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lol Yeah, or that ^^^
What do you do if there's an epileptic in your bath?
That's not funny, I had a friend that died from an epileptic fit in the bath......
.......choked on a sock
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26 March 2011, 07:08 PM
Short joke...literally
