Jamz3k

I have never missed having a car so much in my life. How do kids develop that uniquely dodgy smell?

Jamie

Does it smell like putty ? if so that will be semtex

Jamz3k

it reminds of the smell of old soggy leftovers from a cheese and crackers evening.

ScoobyWon't

Bus = peasant wagon.

Just FYI

Turbohot

I thought that it was the old people and ethnics that stank in the UK. "Smelly kids" sounds like a new thing. I know that kids over certain age are disliked here until they legally start going to the pub, I have never heard before about them being literally ponging. Saying that, I would avoid every chance of getting into a bus full of British kids. They are extremely chaotic.

dpb

You only know how bad you smell when someone tells you Jamz

Jamie

dpb you smell.

dpb

Not as badly as you tho thank ****

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

FFS, dont get caught having a sniff of children

"BUS *******"

urban

iTrader: (1)

Where is your car anyway?

Dodgy smell - thats "country" children for you.
Too cold to have a bath in the river

Jamie

Urban have you not got any potatoes to grow

Leslie

For all you know they might not be very impressed by you either!

Les

urban

iTrader: (1)

Eh?
You buy things like that in the shops

JTaylor

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

That's a unique mix of BO and lynx deodorant

EddScott

Mixed with the stink of the 30 ***** the teenage lad has had before 8.30am

22BUK

Bus = "Loser cruiser"

Jamz3k

Was hitting too much boost then the vTec kicked in yo and my clutch gave up the ghost!

Looks like I'm getting the train of shame home as there is no stinky bus heading to where I live tonight.

urban

iTrader: (1)

Train to where - Islandmagee?

Jamie

Do you not give up ? or are you just waiting for a snet ban ?

urban

iTrader: (1)

Me?

stevebt

iTrader: (8)

Unless they have developed an interest for the opposite sex, bathing and washing takes a back seat

Jamz3k

Yup, the train station is in Islandmagee-ish but its called Ballycarry, very Norn Iron lol

Got a lift home thank ****, couldn't face walking up that hill!

Leslie

Weak as water!

Les

Jamz3k

Back on the buses thismorning. No kids today and the buses interior lights didn't work, sleepy bliss!

Still I'd rather be driving in!

Hysteria1983

I think in this weather they all smell a bit. Too many layers, lovingly applied by mummy in the cold weather. As well as standing in the rain creating a wet dog dirt of smell.

When they get on the bus they start to sweat.

It's the smell of two days without a shower as well as their dumpy bodys loosing weight
as they sit their stewing away in their little 'sweat suits'.

It smells a bit like a sweaty, pork scented wet dog.

Yuk!