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Old 14 November 2010, 07:01 PM
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Default What do Chinese Takeaways do to Chicken ?

Just had a Chinese from the one round the corner, not the best Chinese in the world but it seems common to Chinese Takeaways and to a lesser extent Restaurants, i.e. the Chicken does not resemble Chicken in taste or texture, it was like eating silicone rubber chunks, knocked me sick really, when I get an Indian meal it is recognisably Chicken pieces in sauce, what do they do to it at Chinese places to ake it that disgusting, going to tell her next time I am in, it was vile !

PS, nobody needs to do the "This Chicken taste Rubbery" joke or suggest its Cat/Dog/Rat etc
Old 14 November 2010, 07:09 PM
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Type this into google and read the 4th result down (if it brings up the same as mine did

'why does chicken taste funny from the chinese'
Old 14 November 2010, 07:11 PM
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I think they can buy different standards of chicken from their wholesaler. Sounds to me like your takeaway is buying "bottom of the range stuff."
Old 14 November 2010, 07:13 PM
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I dont know what you would need to do to a Chicken to make it like that, dread to think !
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The problem with chicken it is bought cheap diced frozen then boiled to cook,then added afterwards,avoid this takeaway as you will find rice is cooked in a pot then reheated instant bad guts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy
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Never had bad guts from there but it does make me fart more than normal and they smell truly evil.
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Originally Posted by azz250478
Type this into google and read the 4th result down (if it brings up the same as mine did

'why does chicken taste funny from the chinese'
Yeah it does.
Old 14 November 2010, 07:26 PM
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Chinky food in Florida is ****, Honest to God AWFUL...

Welwyn Garden City isn't much better - It's definately something to do with the oil they cook the food in - MINGTASTIC!

Bought once - Never again!!!
Old 14 November 2010, 07:40 PM
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Because its reconstituted ****e.

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Old 14 November 2010, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Alg
I think they can buy different standards of chicken from their wholesaler. Sounds to me like your takeaway is buying bottom
EFA
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What you eating chinken at a Chinese for anyway?

Get some nice crispy duck, stuffed crab claws or pork yuk sung. Mmmmm

Having said that, the salted chilli-chicken wings from our local Cantonese are lovely, tender perfectly cooked and make my lips go numb .

And therein lies the issue Cantonese vs Chinese.....go find a better restaurant/takeaway

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Ali, generally we dont use it except for chips, its just that its near and I am feeling a bit rough as it was my 40th party last night so it was just a quick and easy option.

That said, most of them are pretty similar though the one in the middle of Wilmslow is better, called Flame and Wok where they cook it in front of you, pretty pricey though and they dotn do chips and stuff.
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Finding a good one is a royal pain the ****. Because if its anything like where I live, most are crap.

I swear the veg and sauces at alot round by me are just preprepared microwaved shyte, and tehy just cook the meat and rice fresh (would explain the plastic tubs they come in).

Whilst I found a good Chinese, my local Indian (sorry, Bangladeshi) appears to have changed chefs and its gone down the pan, which means hunting round to find another good one.
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I never eat chicken as I get stomach cramps regardless, but the Chinese takeaway we use is pretty good, they do not deliver, people seam happy to collect from them.
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Wok cooking you tard
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It always comes cut into shapes you never see anywhere else as well!
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Never see what ever again ?
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cue the "Your chicken is rubbery" joke....

boiled to cook
thats the difference..
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What about the chicken you get from some Indians with a hole in the middle ... reformed, eugh!

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Old 14 November 2010, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Terminator X
What about the chicken you get from some Indians with a hole in the middle ... reformed, eugh!

TX.
Thats very true. In our local it's always perfectly square too.

Very nice though.
Old 14 November 2010, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Terminator X
What about the chicken you get from some Indians with a hole in the middle ... reformed, eugh!

TX.

Lol, thats not reformed, it where it has been scewered and cooked in the tandor oven. Just chicken breast cut into chunks.
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^^ You carry on eating it then you dumb motherf*cker

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It comes in a tin already cooked, so they throw it in a stirfry already shaped up. If you dont like it go somewhere else, then hopefully these cheapskates will go out of business. MMMMM mystery meat
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Chinese food does not normally contain masses of meat, it's lots of vegetables, egg etc.

The stuff you get in takeaways is like a westernized version.

I've worked on Chinese rigs you see and normally eat their food. It's generally pretty healthy and tastes good.
Old 15 November 2010, 07:26 AM
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Lol, you guys are funny

I worked in a Chinese for 2 years and the chicken was not frozen. Fresh meat. The rubber taste is coz the woks are seriously hot.
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Originally Posted by Terminator X
What about the chicken you get from some Indians with a hole in the middle ... reformed, eugh!

TX.

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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Just had a Chinese from the one round the corner, not the best Chinese in the world but it seems common to Chinese Takeaways and to a lesser extent Restaurants, i.e. the Chicken does not resemble Chicken in taste or texture, it was like eating silicone rubber chunks, knocked me sick really, when I get an Indian meal it is recognisably Chicken pieces in sauce, what do they do to it at Chinese places to ake it that disgusting, going to tell her next time I am in, it was vile !

PS, nobody needs to do the "This Chicken taste Rubbery" joke or suggest its Cat/Dog/Rat etc
Oh go on...don't spoil our fun!

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If you eat Chinese food you deserve all you get. Cheap horrible ****. Vile stuff IMO.
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Originally Posted by Terminator X
What about the chicken you get from some Indians with a hole in the middle ... reformed, eugh!

TX.
Been laughing about this all day!
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Originally Posted by Scooby Soon!
Been laughing about this all day!
And he had the cheek to call me a dumb motherf*cker.


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