StickyMicky

What an ordeal

The intercom buzzer goes off, so i go to the front door.

driver - "you order takeaway?"
me - "yes mate"

driver then pulls out ****loads of pizzas

me - "umm mate, you sure this should not be cheeseburgers? i ordered the cheeseburger meal deal"

driver - "no you order this!"
me - "how much is this lot? i only have a tenner"
driver - "19.95"
me - "ehh? mate i dont want these"
driver - "i ring office and sort"

So he rings the office, i dont speak whatever language he is talking in, but i know he is not very happy, he is huffing and puffing he gives me the phone, some foriegn bloke answers, shouts something about pizzas and gives the phone to an english woman

me - "hello?"
her - "hi what is the problem?"
me - "ermmm i orderd meal deal 5, the cheeseburger deal, and you have sent me £20 worth of pizzas?"
her - "no you didnt, i remember the order" she then lists the pizzas while the driver huffs and puffs outside
her - "whats your address?"
me - "14 chirton dene quays?"
her - "our order says 14 chirton dene way"
me - "you have made a bit of a cockup, i dont want these pizzas!"
her - "but the driver is there with them now!"
me - "ermmm well take them back, i wanted the fecking cheeseburgers"
her - "you cant just order and then say you dont want them?"
me - "i never, i asked for meal deal 5, thats it, thats all i asked for?!?!"
her - "did you or did you not ring Pizza Nice and order these pizzas?"

me - "who? i have never heard of Pizza Nice!"

As i said that, another car pulled into the car park and out pops the regular delivery driver who i have seen many times before.


me - "mate you need to find chirton dene way, this is chirton dene quays, here is my bloody cheeseburgers from Pizza Corner"

His face was a picture
******* never even apologized

Ant

idiots, we're just about to order a domino's mmmmmmmmm

Ant

i've just had right mess around with them, we had a leaflet through the door 50% off over orders £30 .

i mentioned this to her before ordering and she said "sorry that order doesn't exist it's £40 "

me- "so this leaflet i got through my door saying otherwise is lying"
her- "must be"
then speaks to manager and she then clears it , "this once only" retards!!

tarmac terror

iTrader: (2)

Had something similar tonight, fancied a Chinese. Wife placed the order, but was told it would be over an hour for delivery, so I went into the village to collect it. The restaurant was full, there were nine others in a queue, and there were two other people helping the delivery driver carry orders to his car. He told me things were mental tonight, if the orders got much bigger he would need a chinook to deliver them not his vauxhall vectra!!!! Made me laugh.

mart360

Our local pizza place - part of a large chain is under new management...

They were late with a delivery, so sent me a £5 off coupon,

Rang up to order a pizza, quoted the coupon, only to be told its only for order

over £20

Me - No its not, is says any order over £15.

Them - Its expired

Me - No its valid until end of Nov

Them - Its not our branch

Me- it is, & quotes their address

Them - After much huffing and puffing & speaking to the manager wont honour the coupon, but will give me £5 off


And to cap it all another one came in the post on Friday

looks like the national customer comment line is going to get a pounding


Mart

stilover

Shouldn't have given your address out mate.

Fall out with anyone on here now, and if they've read this, they'll know where you live.

Jay m A

iTrader: (2)

Fall out? nah just a load of NSR jokers ordering Pizzas for Sticky

StickyMicky

I`m not so daft

Fell out with LOADS of people on here.

The most that ever happened was one pusscake drove past the car wash one day and then told me what i was doing at the time in a PM

Shame the ****** never called in

PS. going to look at a new property next saturday as we are unhappy with the current landlords complete lack of "fix this ****ing leak" skills.