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Old 03 November 2010, 10:34 PM
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One subject tonight.

Liz in that short pink/purple dress.

O....M....G!!!!!!!

Swooooooooooooooon!
Old 03 November 2010, 10:36 PM
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Palomas boney chest.
Old 03 November 2010, 10:50 PM
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Trout speakth sense! GHB lad!
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I hope Liz stays in till the end and at some point there is a lingerie challenge
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Originally Posted by zip106
Palomas boney chest.
And f*cking gob.
Old 03 November 2010, 11:08 PM
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Mind you - Paloma looks pretty hot on You're Fired!!!!

Tiny dress on
Old 03 November 2010, 11:19 PM
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Aye, she's not looking so boney now.
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Some assistance





Old 04 November 2010, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Trout
Some assistance





That there camera ain't lying.
Old 04 November 2010, 12:30 AM
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Sorry but the skinny, thinning hair, fake tit wannabe does nothing for me.
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Originally Posted by +Doc+
Sorry but the skinny, thinning hair, fake tit wannabe does nothing for me.
+1
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Originally Posted by +Doc+
Sorry but the skinny, thinning hair, fake tit wannabe does nothing for me.
That's the only bit I've read of your post
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Laura's still my favourite.................I would smash the back doors of that........
Old 04 November 2010, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by +Doc+
Sorry but the skinny, thinning hair, fake tit wannabe does nothing for me.
+2
Old 04 November 2010, 08:51 AM
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-1 I would
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
-1 I would
-2 me too
Old 04 November 2010, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by +Doc+
Sorry but the skinny, thinning hair, fake tit wannabe does nothing for me.
OK - skinny girls are a matter of taste - I am intrigued as to what makes you think she has fake ****? Is it because she is larger than an A cup? Lots of women have bigger ***** that aren't fake!*















* I have no idea if her's are fake or not!
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-3 - I have as she loves Porsches
Old 04 November 2010, 10:40 AM
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That programme does really make me cringe, compulsive viewing but most of them are complete self serving, ego driven, desperate, wannabe, backstabbing, unpleasant, needy ***** of the highest order, that Paloma woman just disgusts me, utter **** of a woman, most of them dont really seem all that talented given the nature of the show I would have thought it would get the cream of the crop but I suppose all the cream is already employed whereas this lot always seem like more more ambitious than average mobile phone shop managers with more front than brains that are prepared to do absolutely anything to be successful, it all seems quite Faustian to me.

I saw someone talking into a horizontal Iphone in an Apprentice stylee the other day, the urge to ram it into their teeth was powerful.
Old 04 November 2010, 10:48 AM
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Paloma is alright!
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Paloma was right to have gone yesterday but Sandeesh really cocked up when she had the opportunity to side with Alex vs Paloma but decided to stick the knife in instead - I cringed when she did that. She & Alex will go soon.

I think Chris Bates will probably win, he's very good in an unassuming way, well worth watching.
Old 04 November 2010, 10:59 AM
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I think first couple of series had genuine business driven and intelligent candidates. Now it seems the producers want candidtates who are at least one of the following :

loud
arrogant
belligerent
ego-centric
talentless
easy on the eye
dim-witted

If you're all of the above, then you'll go all the way on that show.
Old 04 November 2010, 09:58 PM
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Paloma somewhat reminded me of Brad Pitt's current wife. Now if she took a job to perform Angelina's stunts, she would earn better money for less headache, anyway.
Old 05 November 2010, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by jonc
I think first couple of series had genuine business driven and intelligent candidates. Now it seems the producers want candidtates who are at least one of the following :

loud
arrogant
belligerent
ego-centric
talentless
easy on the eye
dim-witted

If you're all of the above, then you'll go all the way on that show.

The first series was genuine.

Subsequent ones have got further into the TV reality bull**** of Channel 4 as the BBC were missing out.

If any of these candidates were really that good, they could earn well in excess of £100k anyway - indeed, some of them say they do already so why try and get a job from some wide boy Cockney sparra?

Because it gets you on the telly, innit.

How many of the other 'winners' are still working for him?
Old 05 November 2010, 01:10 AM
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But it wouldn't be as entertaining then if it was too serious. BTW Nick's comment about Stella in the shop window was class.
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Originally Posted by Trout
OK - skinny girls are a matter of taste - I am intrigued as to what makes you think she has fake ****? Is it because she is larger than an A cup? Lots of women have bigger ***** that aren't fake!*

* I have no idea if her's are fake or not!
I couldn't comment on the authenticity of her *****, but they are quite large in comparison to the rest of her. Perhaps that's why he thought they were fake. Slightly unfair, as many people are 'out of proportion'.

Anyway, I'm glad the bint went on Wednesday. She annoyed me as it was, and finally dug her own grave.

I'm no business person, but is it some criteria that to succeed in business you have to be a bit of a **** in some way? Every year I watch this, most of the contestants are irritating, and I often wonder how they have got so far in life (before entering).
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx
I couldn't comment on the authenticity of her *****, but they are quite large in comparison to the rest of her. Perhaps that's why he thought they were fake. Slightly unfair, as many people are 'out of proportion'.

Anyway, I'm glad the bint went on Wednesday. She annoyed me as it was, and finally dug her own grave.

I'm no business person, but is it some criteria that to succeed in business you have to be a bit of a **** in some way? Every year I watch this, most of the contestants are irritating, and I often wonder how they have got so far in life (before entering).
They are fake!
Old 05 November 2010, 08:24 AM
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Liz is not a pretty girl by any stretch of the imagination, she is plastered in badly applied make up, her face is odd. Would I give it one? That's not here or there, I'm a man, she is not repulsive as such so yeah probably.

Now Paloma, there is something quite hot about her. I think some **** sex would bring her under control.

ps, anybody else getting the impression that Trout is the resident perv?
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Liz is not a pretty girl by any stretch of the imagination, she is plastered in badly applied make up, her face is odd. Would I give it one? That's not here or there, I'm a man, she is not repulsive as such so yeah probably.

Now Paloma, there is something quite hot about her. I think some **** sex would bring her under control.

ps, anybody else getting the impression that Trout is the resident perv?
Never seen you both in the same room on that one buddy.
Old 05 November 2010, 09:29 AM
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Liz is hot. That dress was ace. I like Sandeesh and one of the brunettes is really nice....is that Laura/Lara?
Just getting into this series. Annoying but addictive.
Alternatively you can watch Harry Hill's 5 second round up


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