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Old 25 October 2010, 06:23 PM
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Default You lot seam to enjoy my car wash videos ;-)

Had 2 crashes last week.

One driver started his car while in gear, shot into the car wash and crashed into somebody else, but the video footage is not so great as i only have the rear camera running at the moment.

This one from yesterday was a cracker though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSz3-HHevbE


The track stops because the weekend lad was loading in the next customer, mateyboy decides he should turn his wheel to the left and drive off the track crashing into the blowers ?

Weekend lad attempts to guide him back on the track, then realising he was not standing in such a great position so he moves to a safer place, before the chap then drives over the track and crashes in to the gearbox and motor which drive the conveyor track
Old 25 October 2010, 06:30 PM
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LOL, I thought that stuff only happened on Mr Bean.

How can people be so crap?

LOL!
Old 25 October 2010, 06:39 PM
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That was just shocking. What a plonker
Old 25 October 2010, 06:43 PM
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WTF??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 25 October 2010, 06:50 PM
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old people and cars don't mix

did he damage the front wing? did you bill him for your damage?
Old 25 October 2010, 06:52 PM
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Damaged front wing, and both corners of his front bumper.

He never damaged the wash, bar denting the blower and chipping the paint off.

We did have to close down for some time to check everything, which meant turning away customers, his drive off towards the right had him mount the motor and gearbox/chain that drives the conveyor track
Old 25 October 2010, 07:03 PM
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Old 25 October 2010, 07:18 PM
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car looks clean
Old 25 October 2010, 08:03 PM
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It's not funny really though, that silly old git shouldn't be driving a car at all.

Crazy...
Old 25 October 2010, 08:18 PM
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why did he try drive off anyway when he was already on the drive chain?
Old 25 October 2010, 08:20 PM
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loony old git
Old 25 October 2010, 08:23 PM
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Just how many times did he stall it after he had crashed

That has got to be one expensive car wash for him. And no doubt he will be complained to all who will listen that it was not his fault
Old 25 October 2010, 08:25 PM
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some people aren't safe to be allowed outside, bloody idiot.
Old 25 October 2010, 08:37 PM
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Shocking really the gnome moved quite quick ove rthe passenger seat to ge tout...oh did they pay for the wash?
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He looked like a mr bean...
Old 26 October 2010, 01:49 AM
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did ya say "same time next week?"
Old 26 October 2010, 03:14 AM
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Total numpty! Shouldn't be on the road
Old 26 October 2010, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by paulwrxboro
did ya say "same time next week?"
Old 26 October 2010, 08:12 AM
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Welcome to my world



Seriously, we have "incidents" almost every single day, 9/10 times they realise they have spazzed out and correct the mistake without it being video worthy.

Its a ****ing nightmare to be honest.

And it happens at every fecking site as well.
Old 26 October 2010, 08:17 AM
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Sticky, out of interest what age group and sex are the worst offenders?
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What a goon
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Sometimes its a bit of a mare with a long estate , but thats not a particularly long one

Notice wifey jus sat there
Old 26 October 2010, 09:00 AM
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Will you get the rapair work as well ?
Old 26 October 2010, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Sometimes its a bit of a mare with a long estate , but thats not a particularly long one

Notice wifey jus sat there
It looked like she couldn't wait to get out
Old 26 October 2010, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by salsa-king
why did he try drive off anyway when he was already on the drive chain?
Because he is a stupid owl b@stard and shouldn't be allowed to drive?
Old 26 October 2010, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Jaybird-UK
Sticky, out of interest what age group and sex are the worst offenders?

If i had to generalise, its probably the older people who do the epic fails.
Mostly men, but this is probably because we deal with more men drivers anyway, you have the older folk, maybe not as nimble as they were, cant really clean the car themselves, so they have to get somebody else to do it.

I would say i have 4 or 5 old regulars who in my opinion should not be driving.

But generally, i have seen it happen with a large cross section of folk.

Most people just drive around in a complete trance and never pay attention to anything until it is too late, a VAST amount of people on the roads now, do not know how to operate their own cars, they do not know how to switch off auto wipers, and do not know how to switch off auto hand brakes.

I have in the past asked a lady to switch off her wipers, and was told in no uncertain terms "you cant switch them off, this is the way Mercedes designed it"

It is exactly the same with these bloody auto hand brakes, the amount of people who look genuinely surprised when we explain how they are supposed to release the hand brake on a Renault Scenic, is staggering.

I had a bloke in one of them huge BMW`s last week, is it an 8 series? unable to work out how to release the hand brake, this bloke was a business type, you would think he would be pretty switched on, no clue at all.

I couldn't help him either as it was the first time i had tried to put one through the wash.

Had to give him his money back and send him on his way.

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Old 26 October 2010, 10:26 AM
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Certainly not a very sharp cookie. I was reminded of Compo when he first got out of the car. He had the right hat anyway!

It is surprising how many people have no idea how mechanical things work and also assume that all will work in their favour without them having to to anything on their own behalf.

Must be a constant worry Sticky.

Les
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To me Eric Morecambe was alive and well living in the north east

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