Ronnie Barker. Did he, or didn't he?
04 October 2010, 01:15 PM
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Ronnie Barker. Did he, or didn't he?
Did he ever do the Rindercella sketch? My bro in law and I seem to remember it, but others say no.
Anyone know for sure?
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying posspits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she wasknuckingfackered.The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One wascalled Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but
the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and digbicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse overollocks,so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked
on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters lethim in.. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let
off a fig bart.."Who'sfust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince."Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted,he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers.This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and
a hig bard on.He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follenswanny.
Anyone know for sure?
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying posspits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she wasknuckingfackered.The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One wascalled Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but
the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and digbicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse overollocks,so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked
on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters lethim in.. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let
off a fig bart.."Who'sfust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince."Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted,he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers.This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and
a hig bard on.He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follenswanny.
04 October 2010, 01:29 PM
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Class !!!! it's the sort of thing he would do but this one 's a bit to risquee even for him
signed, bindywoy LOL
signed, bindywoy LOL
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i dont know for certain, but it is defo the sort of thing he could have done and perhaps under an assumed name as he did with a lot of his writing, im still crying with laughter now reading that, my missus is calling me a freak for sitting here laughin me bollocks off at the computer screen.
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You are all fecking joking! There's no cleverness, no skill, not even an inkling of that man's genius in the thing. It's the sort of sh1te a thirteen year old would doodle in his R.E. textbook, not the work of a recognised master of comedy! Come on, look at the thing - it's totally embarrassing!
I'm experiencing at first-hand the kind of audience that allows the usual endemic, pathetic, puerile excuses for "comedy" to flourish in this country and I'm not liking it, chaps. If you can't tell the difference between Ronnie Barker and the doodles in "Wanger" Johnson's exercise book, then frankly, I'm ashamed of you all.
I'm experiencing at first-hand the kind of audience that allows the usual endemic, pathetic, puerile excuses for "comedy" to flourish in this country and I'm not liking it, chaps. If you can't tell the difference between Ronnie Barker and the doodles in "Wanger" Johnson's exercise book, then frankly, I'm ashamed of you all.
06 October 2010, 07:34 AM
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06 October 2010, 07:42 AM
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You are all fecking joking! There's no cleverness, no skill, not even an inkling of that man's genius in the thing. It's the sort of sh1te a thirteen year old would doodle in his R.E. textbook, not the work of a recognised master of comedy! Come on, look at the thing - it's totally embarrassing!
I'm experiencing at first-hand the kind of audience that allows the usual endemic, pathetic, puerile excuses for "comedy" to flourish in this country and I'm not liking it, chaps. If you can't tell the difference between Ronnie Barker and the doodles in "Wanger" Johnson's exercise book, then frankly, I'm ashamed of you all.
I'm experiencing at first-hand the kind of audience that allows the usual endemic, pathetic, puerile excuses for "comedy" to flourish in this country and I'm not liking it, chaps. If you can't tell the difference between Ronnie Barker and the doodles in "Wanger" Johnson's exercise book, then frankly, I'm ashamed of you all.
I'm guessing you didn't get a **** last night then
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You are all fecking joking! There's no cleverness, no skill, not even an inkling of that man's genius in the thing. It's the sort of sh1te a thirteen year old would doodle in his R.E. textbook, not the work of a recognised master of comedy! Come on, look at the thing - it's totally embarrassing!
I'm experiencing at first-hand the kind of audience that allows the usual endemic, pathetic, puerile excuses for "comedy" to flourish in this country and I'm not liking it, chaps. If you can't tell the difference between Ronnie Barker and the doodles in "Wanger" Johnson's exercise book, then frankly, I'm ashamed of you all.
I'm experiencing at first-hand the kind of audience that allows the usual endemic, pathetic, puerile excuses for "comedy" to flourish in this country and I'm not liking it, chaps. If you can't tell the difference between Ronnie Barker and the doodles in "Wanger" Johnson's exercise book, then frankly, I'm ashamed of you all.
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06 October 2010, 01:30 PM
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.That and "Got any O's"
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