So Paddy and Murphy......
24 August 2010, 04:32 PM
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So Paddy and Murphy......
.....are talking one afternoon when Paddy tells Murphy,
"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready
for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last
few years, I took
your advice about where to go. Three years ago
you said to go to
Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Molly got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to
go to the Bahamas and Molly
got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and
darn me, if Molly didn't get
pregnant again."
Murphy asks Paddy, "So, what you
gonna do this year that's different?"
Paddy says, "This year I'm
taking Molly with me."
And HMRC are now sending out free gifts to all those people who file their returns on time
"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready
for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last
few years, I took
your advice about where to go. Three years ago
you said to go to
Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Molly got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to
go to the Bahamas and Molly
got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and
darn me, if Molly didn't get
pregnant again."
Murphy asks Paddy, "So, what you
gonna do this year that's different?"
Paddy says, "This year I'm
taking Molly with me."
And HMRC are now sending out free gifts to all those people who file their returns on time
25 August 2010, 02:53 PM
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An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.
His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy" he replies.
His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy" he replies.
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Paddy says to Bridget, "I'm going to England to work on the building sites for six months." (This may have been some time ago 
) "And so you don't get lonely, I've bought you a vibrator".
Bridget says, "Oh, that's lovely Paddy".
A few days later Paddy phones Bridget and asks "How are ye doin', Bridget?"
"Oh, fine, Paddy."
"And how are the kids?"
"They're fine too".
"......and how are ye gettin' on with the vibrator?"
"Not so good. It's knocked six of me teeth out!"
) "And so you don't get lonely, I've bought you a vibrator".Bridget says, "Oh, that's lovely Paddy".
A few days later Paddy phones Bridget and asks "How are ye doin', Bridget?"
"Oh, fine, Paddy."
"And how are the kids?"
"They're fine too".
"......and how are ye gettin' on with the vibrator?"
"Not so good. It's knocked six of me teeth out!"
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