Why can't Katie sod off
29 July 2010, 09:23 AM
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Why can't Katie sod off
http://celebrity.uk.msn.com/news/art...ntid=154242373
Isn't there a law against this - when someone else writes the book. How on earth can she be classed as a best selling writer when all she does is choose the plot...?
Isn't there a law against this - when someone else writes the book. How on earth can she be classed as a best selling writer when all she does is choose the plot...?
29 July 2010, 09:50 AM
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You have to wonder about the society we live in that someone with absolutely no obvious talent can end up earning a fortune for doing pretty much f*cuk all.
More fool us for buying into it.
More fool us for buying into it.
29 July 2010, 10:01 AM
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'Katie, who chooses the plots for her books, penned by ghostwriter Rebecca Farnworth, said: "I think it's brilliant that it's number one. It just goes to show people that when I really put my mind to something it makes number one and it's brilliant and I'm absolutely over the moon."
rafpmsl, if thats her putting her mind to something then she's dumber than i thought lol
rafpmsl, if thats her putting her mind to something then she's dumber than i thought lol
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29 July 2010, 10:22 AM
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I still cannot fathom why Peter Andre shaked up with her... I mean..he isn't the sharpest tool in the box, but she's so shallow and proud of it.... Dumb as the get and not remotely attractive...
29 July 2010, 10:46 AM
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say what you like, she has no money worries and her kids are set up for life. making money by standing on the shoulders of others, she is not that stupid.
29 July 2010, 10:56 AM
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More to the point:
What is wrong with these people? 
We should round them up and then send them for psychological analysis to fathom why a ugly plastic tittied dysfunctional foul mouthed talentless barbie doll is their role model.
Hundreds of screaming fans turned up to HMV on London's Oxford Street on Wednesday to see the 32-year-old mother-of-three, aka Jordan, sign copies of her new book
We should round them up and then send them for psychological analysis to fathom why a ugly plastic tittied dysfunctional foul mouthed talentless barbie doll is their role model.
29 July 2010, 11:03 AM
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Ali, Ali I hear ya fella. However this is the thin end of the wedge. It's these same dead heads who get in a tizz over X factor and other reality ****e. Whilst important issues like the state of the country and environment hardly bother them. Well it was prophecised by Blair years ago.
29 July 2010, 12:59 PM
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Would you rather see you mother sparingly while she flits around the world getting her hair done and getting her baps out, while 'setting you up for life'??
OR
Would you rather her be there for you everyday, and have her tuck you in at night. Resulting in a lesser family income?
She is never there for her children, and now she 'shares' them with Pete, you'd think she would want to see them more.
How shecan be so popular is beyond me.
29 July 2010, 01:27 PM
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I must admit I used to watch the old Katie & Peter on ITV2 - mainly as the mrs had it on (of course I hear you chuckle). Every episode she was stroppy as they get. I think it was more interesting watching Mr Andre who seems quite a genuine down to earth bloke which is even more suprising he shacked up with her but kudos for getting rid even though it could have ended his career. Seems its done the opposite so good on him.
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29 July 2010, 02:17 PM
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+1, sadly it is the thick-ar$e lazy chavs who believe her hype and talent and wish to be just like her that keeps her in the position she is, 10+ years ago she would have been laughed at by any tv producer or publisher etc as a no talent waste of space. Now this is what the dregs of society want and look up and want to hear and see more of. Sadly there are a lot more dregs about!
29 July 2010, 04:18 PM
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29 July 2010, 04:32 PM
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Even Heat readers occcasionally buy a book, what better than Jordans contribution to literature, I usppose it could actually be pretty good seeign as it isnt actually written by her, not booker prize material but potentially a decent read for ladies sunbathing on the beach once they have finished Heat.
My missus watched the Peter and Katie thing on tv, so I was in the vicinity, have to say that Mr Andre came across, as has been said as a decent bloke, witty, fairly intelligent, good at putting up with her crap and above all great with the kids, especially Harvery the disabled lad, reminded me of myself with j4ckos mate
My missus watched the Peter and Katie thing on tv, so I was in the vicinity, have to say that Mr Andre came across, as has been said as a decent bloke, witty, fairly intelligent, good at putting up with her crap and above all great with the kids, especially Harvery the disabled lad, reminded me of myself with j4ckos mate
29 July 2010, 05:11 PM
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The thing is to discuss her on somewhere like sn is not really raising her profile, not really. not all publicity is good publicity, only and dyed in the wool PR person would delude themselves into thinking so.
Raising her profile is watching her tv shows, listening to her radio interviews, going online to chat with her after the show, turning up at her openings of shops or book signings buying her books and interviews and telling all your mates to do so because she is the bollox, etc.
systematically sl@ggin her off and pointing out her numerous flaws and lack of any real talent is just discussing and, in this case assassinating her character surely.
Raising her profile is watching her tv shows, listening to her radio interviews, going online to chat with her after the show, turning up at her openings of shops or book signings buying her books and interviews and telling all your mates to do so because she is the bollox, etc.
systematically sl@ggin her off and pointing out her numerous flaws and lack of any real talent is just discussing and, in this case assassinating her character surely.
29 July 2010, 05:21 PM
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Damn, I have done it again, our contributions are boosting her up, good god she needs it being virtually unknown, the patronage of a load of IT geeks on a Subaru related BBS can make or break the careers of her type, f*ck all to do with the Joeys who read Heat !
As for her makign loads of money, bloody hell I wouldnt swap, no stability, fading looks (mine dont matter I find in the Database Administration realm, us DBA's are meant to be a bit of a shock) and always chasing fame, she is struggling I reckon with the fact she is getting a bit past it for her line of work, basically she is famous for big fake breasts and being famous, she is certainly not that thick, but its not real intelligence, just **** cunning, playign the game, even a friends Pig **** thick Chav cleaner can opreate the latest mobile and knows the benefits system better than a Social Worker but its kind of used up any brain power for anything else.
As for her makign loads of money, bloody hell I wouldnt swap, no stability, fading looks (mine dont matter I find in the Database Administration realm, us DBA's are meant to be a bit of a shock) and always chasing fame, she is struggling I reckon with the fact she is getting a bit past it for her line of work, basically she is famous for big fake breasts and being famous, she is certainly not that thick, but its not real intelligence, just **** cunning, playign the game, even a friends Pig **** thick Chav cleaner can opreate the latest mobile and knows the benefits system better than a Social Worker but its kind of used up any brain power for anything else.
29 July 2010, 09:46 PM
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Well, they are as false as they come, her face gets worse by the day, and she wears about a tonne of makeup. She is getting boarderline with being mistaken for a tranny.
Go back 10 years to when she was more 'natural' and she was frigging damn hot.
Now she just looks like she is trying too hard.
Go back 10 years to when she was more 'natural' and she was frigging damn hot.
Now she just looks like she is trying too hard.
29 July 2010, 10:01 PM
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Most people who like/follow her are all kids from what I have seen, apart from the odd sad case adult every now and then.
Same goes for the X-Factor/reality sh!te, mostly kids & chavs.
She looks a right munter if you ask me, has done for some time me thinks.
Well done to Pete for giving her the shove, he seems to be a nice genuine chap. Good luck to him as he seems to be doing alright for himself.
Same goes for the X-Factor/reality sh!te, mostly kids & chavs.
She looks a right munter if you ask me, has done for some time me thinks.
Well done to Pete for giving her the shove, he seems to be a nice genuine chap. Good luck to him as he seems to be doing alright for himself.
29 July 2010, 10:41 PM
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http://celebrity.uk.msn.com/news/art...ntid=154242373
Isn't there a law against this - when someone else writes the book. How on earth can she be classed as a best selling writer when all she does is choose the plot...?
Isn't there a law against this - when someone else writes the book. How on earth can she be classed as a best selling writer when all she does is choose the plot...?
30 July 2010, 12:18 AM
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I have to give her credit for turning no talent into something.......
Supply and Demand...............she's supplying "what she supplies" and people must be buying it, otherwise she wouldn't be making the money she is.
Just another poor reflection on what the UK has become.........tbh
Its not the worst thing ever to happen though..............so if she can make what she does then she must be "Well clever" I use the words in double quotes
Supply and Demand...............she's supplying "what she supplies" and people must be buying it, otherwise she wouldn't be making the money she is.
Just another poor reflection on what the UK has become.........tbh
Its not the worst thing ever to happen though..............so if she can make what she does then she must be "Well clever" I use the words in double quotes
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30 July 2010, 07:50 AM
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What can I say Swiss, You might be able to imitate the Jedward hair style etc., but don't give much for your chances with this one! If you do, don't forget to post up a picture of course!
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30 July 2010, 07:59 AM
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Whether she's rich or not, when you watch her shows you can see that she's not a happy person. Behind all the attitude, money, cars and stupid comments, you can see that this person isnt happy, and substitutes this with the admoration of her decreasing fan base.
She tends to tell interviewers how she's not liked, and doesnt care, even before the interview has mentioned anything about being liked. This is a sure sign of someone that does want to be liked.
Would I want her life ?? Obviously I would like the money, but I am generally happy in my life, and wouldnt want to swap that part.
On the reverse side, Peter Andre is happ. You can see in his eyes that he is in a good place now, and is generally happy.
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She tends to tell interviewers how she's not liked, and doesnt care, even before the interview has mentioned anything about being liked. This is a sure sign of someone that does want to be liked.
Would I want her life ?? Obviously I would like the money, but I am generally happy in my life, and wouldnt want to swap that part.
On the reverse side, Peter Andre is happ. You can see in his eyes that he is in a good place now, and is generally happy.
SBK
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