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Old 14 June 2010, 08:42 PM
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Me (looking pregnant with twins), my Mrs to be and brother are on the front page of the S****horpe Telegraph today

right place, wrong time

Time to loose some pounds or buy bigger t-shirts
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Old 14 June 2010, 08:44 PM
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Depending on what the headline said it's either a good or a bad thing
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Old 14 June 2010, 08:48 PM
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This one???
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This one???
Ywp, 14.5 stone of man beast

In fairness I was puffing my chest out to stretch my back - honestly
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Old 14 June 2010, 08:55 PM
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No you weren't............

Don't EVER mock my little gut again, man-mountain!
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Old 14 June 2010, 08:56 PM
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I can see how you got your user name...
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Old 14 June 2010, 08:57 PM
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Ha ha - fcukin ha, let the jokes roll.

I bet theres a few guys on here sat behind their screens going "thank god I'm not the only chubby member"

Trust me, I've heard them all.
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This one???
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Old 14 June 2010, 09:48 PM
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Where on earth are you from?
We're from England
Where you come from
Do you put the kettle on?
Kick it
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Can I introduce you please
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Kick it
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Old 14 June 2010, 09:49 PM
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By the lack of stuffed full carrier bags i guess you are on you way to the local pie shop
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Old 14 June 2010, 09:55 PM
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any pictures of your misses in that wag thread?
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
We're England
We're gonna score one more than you

Originally Posted by J4CKO
Nah Nah Nah
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Old 14 June 2010, 10:01 PM
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Sorry COB, couldnt resist, thats nowt a coupel of months of being careful couldnt shift, Im back on my programme after a week in the states, a week in Turkey and generally falling off the wagon, I lost a stone and a half, put some back on bit know what needs to be done.
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And here's COB doing a gig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhCnrMl-Caw

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Old 14 June 2010, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
And here's COB doing a gig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhCnrMl-Caw

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Old 14 June 2010, 10:23 PM
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Not another go at COB's girth, but this is the only at B4stard song to be used.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTfZCg6zj9M
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Old 14 June 2010, 10:47 PM
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Must be chocolate_o_buscuit from now on....

YFB !

Are you the reason Jeff needs all that extra torque ?

LOL

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Old 15 June 2010, 01:25 AM
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Edited for accuracy, moff to specsavers
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
And here's COB doing a gig: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhCnrMl-Caw

Really, he must get around, I thought he was fronting this lot... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fQnTyEniM

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Keep up the good work lads

Jacko, it's a Utd top by the way
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Old 15 June 2010, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian


Keep up the good work lads

Jacko, it's a Utd top by the way

Just the one top, not two sewn together?
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Old 15 June 2010, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Just the one top, not two sewn together?

Cracked me up, that did
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
any pictures of your misses in that wag thread?
Not enough thats for sure

Must be something in the air because I've put on a fair chunk of weight over the last 18 months.
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Old 15 June 2010, 11:36 AM
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Do you find it a problem reading the song titles at a gig COB?

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Originally Posted by Rat who ate the Cat
The go-lightlys hit town No offence intended fatties!
No offence taken from someone who can't (or won't) use their original username
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
I bet theres a few guys on here sat behind their screens going "thank god I'm not the only chubby member"
You called?
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You called?
+1 and i always prefer to think that it takes a big hammer to pound in a long, thick nail (if you get my drift)
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He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies,
You wouldn't believe that fat *******'s size
His massive gut is forty foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub
His buttocks part, you'll smell his farts,
He's so fat, he can't wipe his own ****.
So now you've heard about the ugly turd,
He's a virgin and he's never had a bird
Does anyone know he's gay? He goes round spreading AIDs.
(We haven't got a clue where the fat ****er is)
Has anyone seen him eat? He's never seen his feet.
The fat *******.

Five hundred pounds, he's very round,
But he gets taller when he lies on the ground
He busts his flies, but he can't hide,
Coz he's too big, too fat and too ****ing wide

Can anyone guess his weight? That was his fourteenth plate
(We haven't got a clue where the fat ****er is)
His backside blubbers about, cleavage peeping out
The fat *******
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Sung to THe Sweet Blockbuster tune
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Old 16 June 2010, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Kev_turbo


This one???
I'd be more concerned about that HUGE paper cup!

PS I'm sure it's just a trick of the light COB ..or maybe the glare off your head?
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Originally Posted by scooby L
I'd be more concerned about that HUGE paper cup!

PS I'm sure it's just a trick of the light COB ..or maybe the glare off your head?

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