ollyit

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Over the recent weeks, my car keeps getting tampered with - silly things like wipers all up, being stickered up all harmless stuff, I know who it is and its all in good spirit, I boxed them in with about 15 cones the other week,

they got me back yesterday, now Im looking for some more no permanent damage but high tech revenge ideas, anyone?!?!

Camoscooby

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Get some POLICE CRIME SCENE tape and box the car off. I also remember seeing some DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOVE signs/stickers on fleabay too - stick some on the windscreen, sit back and enjoy the confusion

scarey

hide an annoy-a-tron somewhere in his car

unfeasablylargegonads

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joke exhaust whistle thingy http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/...t-whistle.html

JPL

The cheap fake scratch stickers look good from a distance.

Timwinner

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+1 for the Annoy-a-tron
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/
If you can get into the car to attach it then this will do the trick.

Camoscooby

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If you can, get underneath and tie a fish to the engine block.

One week later, turns on the A/C, a smell of rotten fish that will take days to dissipate....................I'm just nasty...................

Oh and I will certainly be buying a couple of annoy-a-tron's, never seen those before

mamoon2

Shrink wrap / cling film the car..... completely

Silly string and shaving foam it

Make him some "I Love ****" number plates

ollyit

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brilliant effort guys thanks

kingofturds

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We used to pallet wrap peoples car at work on their last day`, in fact we even pallet wrapped one bloke to a steel girder and put sheeps guts down his pants

ScoobyWon't

Place PNC 'Stop' markers on his car so he gets pulled up by every cop car that spots him.

Camoscooby

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What are they?

BlkKnight

Write something on the windscreen with lipstick

ScoobyWon't

It's a report on the police national computer which, when the number plate is read by ANPR cameras or a cop asks for information, the database says that the police should stop the car.

Camoscooby

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How do you do that?

My best friend would NOT find that funny

Jamz3k

I love a good ol' joke but I could not think of anything that would annoy me more than someone putting stickers or shrinkwrap anywhere near the paintwork of my car. Infact i'd probably go ballastic.

A friend of mine thought it was funny to jump/slide on peoples bonnets when they are parking up and he's near. He no longer finds it funny.....

tathan

Tell the police you saw this numberplate dealing drugs at the local school. I really wouldn't recommend doing this though, it's a) illegal and b) immoral (tying up police for a laugh is not cool). Still, it'd be funny.


Bumper stickers are fecking evil to get off, plaster his windscreen in them.

SteveScooby

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Can you get hold of his keys?

If so the old classic of putting the little circles from a hole punch in his air vents, turn them on full blast and wait for him to turn the ignition on. Voila, his own little snow storm

Rob Day

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I'll make you some gimic stick on number plates up for his car, not that im suggesting you should attach to his plates of course. but if they said something like 'KN08 JOK'. He probably wont notice for a while, but everyone else will hahaha.

Rob

Camoscooby

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I don't think I could justify that!!

But I agree, very funny

Jaybird-UK

NO NO NO NO

Both will damage the paint

hux309

I wonder where that would be.

One guy up our place got cling filmed, had his trousers pulled down, a brush handle through his overall arms then hoisted up on the fork lift only to be left there.

Oh and same guy, shrink wrapped to a pallet, trousers pulled down again and fork lifted to the top of the catherdral chiller which is massive.

Poor guy was in tears.

You could try freezing some cans of shaving foam, cut them open when solid, then chuck quite a few into said car, watch the fun when the things decide to defrost.

bioforger

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turd on his bonnet

cookstar

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Half a pound of sugar in the petrol tank, really test the bond of your friendship.

shamone

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Move it. Not far, just far enough so they know it's been moved - or turn it around. Obviously you'll needhis (or a spare) key for that - unless it's a small car and you have assistance.

We kept moving my mates metro every other day for weeks and it really started getting to him after a while. We didn't have a key but it was light enough to wheelbarrow with a few of us.......

what would scooby do

Crush it - that'll be a larf

tathan

whitewall his tyres

Luminous

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That can be an awesome amount of fun, especially if there is a little alleyway nearby that is too tight to drive out of.....if you get my thinking Sideways into the alley

spanner monkey

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P1ss in his washer bottle

what would scooby do

detonate a high yield neutron bomb that kills all life but nicely doesn't affect non organic materials..


.. but maybe the emp will fry its circuitry ?

worth a punt