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Old 30 March 2010, 01:08 PM
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Thumbs up Blair is Back ...

... what a master orator ...

"The Tories don't know what to do, that's why the voters don't know what to do either - in an uncertain world, you need certainty ... and Labour gives that certainty"

Brilliant!


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Old 30 March 2010, 01:13 PM
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**** ... you, him and the rest of the party
Old 30 March 2010, 01:16 PM
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You think that is brilliant?

You need to get out more.
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I bet he can spell as well , but then of course he is a *** at the end of the day
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Wish ...

You mean the ruling elite?
Old 30 March 2010, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
... what a master oritor ...

"The Tories don't know what to do, that's why the voters don't know what to do either - in an uncertain world, you need certainty ... and Labour gives that certainty"

Brilliant!

What is an oritor?

Chip
Old 30 March 2010, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip
What is an oritor?

Chip
You've spelled it wrong ... it's ORATOR

And it means:-

1. One who delivers an oration.
2. An eloquent and skilled public speaker.
Old 30 March 2010, 01:52 PM
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Blair is Back ... what's the next big headline? Gary Glitter's comeback as a children's party entertainer ??
Old 30 March 2010, 02:30 PM
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Great thread
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Gary will be back - he is fronting an advert for Google
Old 30 March 2010, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
... what a master orator ...

"The Tories don't know what to do, that's why the voters don't know what to do either - in an uncertain world, you need certainty ... and Labour gives the certainty of more gold sold so that "friends" can make a killing, more economic ruin, more wasted billions, more money borrowed for our childrens' children to pay back if they can, and more lies, deception and spin. Oh and perhaps another generation betrayed like the present young ones are being. And perhaps a war here and there, never mind the legality........"

Brilliant!

Editted for accuracy. Pete, do you fancy Bliar as WELL as Brown, Darling and Mandy? Please give it a rest, you are like a little schoolkid with a crush
Old 30 March 2010, 03:34 PM
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God help us. As if Blair isn't bad enough, does it mean this plug ugly thing will be showing her mush again

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Originally Posted by pslewis
... what a master orator ...

"The Tories don't know what to do, that's why the voters don't know what to do either - in an uncertain world, you need certainty ... and Labour gives that certainty"

Brilliant!

Its actually very poor (presumably Blair's writer had an off day) in so far as it suggests that in the speaker's mind, if the Tories knew what to do, then the voters would know exactly what to do, ie vote Tory. It also fails to define the "certainty" labour gives, which could equally be negative.

All in all, far from master orator. More like just a ******, really
Old 30 March 2010, 04:07 PM
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It's still not as poor as PSLs spelling and grammatical fail lead-in to the quote though.
Old 30 March 2010, 04:32 PM
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Ah - the Middle East Envoy and Peacemaker.

Well he certainly cracked that one

dl
Old 30 March 2010, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
... what a master orator ...
Fixed:
what a masturbator.
Old 30 March 2010, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Ah - the Middle East Envoy and Peacemaker.

Well he certainly cracked that one

dl
Northern Ireland mean anything to you?
Old 30 March 2010, 09:28 PM
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No. Does it mean owt to you?
Old 30 March 2010, 10:01 PM
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Is this the Blair who's the war criminal?
As Cameroooon said its nice that he's made a speech without being paid for it.
Old 30 March 2010, 10:18 PM
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It's the Blair who brought peace to NI - yep, dead on!
Old 30 March 2010, 10:28 PM
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According to the news on BBC1 he's getting payed around 250k per speach in America, nothing like cashing in!
Old 30 March 2010, 10:31 PM
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What's wrong with that?

If I could give speeches at $250k - I would - as you would too!
Old 30 March 2010, 10:54 PM
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Sporting his ill gotten suntan i see ,

Nobodys going to fall for the slick line of bull**** this time Bambi
Old 30 March 2010, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
God help us. As if Blair isn't bad enough, does it mean this plug ugly thing will be showing her bush again

Dirty trollop
Old 30 March 2010, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Looks like Tony's just slipped one up into trap 2 in that pic.
Old 30 March 2010, 11:20 PM
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Looks like Tony has with Cameron too ..........



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It is true that he is a very good speaker-he has a natural talent for public speaking-pays well too!

It is just that we all know his character now, we had long enough and enough practical examples to work that out.

Thats enough to give the lie to anything he is likely to say!

Les
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