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A man's home is his castle. In a manor of speaking.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Dijon vu. The same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Electricity comes from electrons. Does morality comes from morons?
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floorplay.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Dave
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
Dijon vu. The same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Electricity comes from electrons. Does morality comes from morons?
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floorplay.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Dave
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