The Dogs B******s

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Yorkshire and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Leeds fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Leeds fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'

'Because I'm not a Leeds fan', she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: 'Well if you're not a Leeds fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I'm a York fan, and proud of it', Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

'Mary,tell why are you a York fan?'

'Because my mum and dad are from York, and my mum is a York fan and my dad is a York fan, so I'm a York fan too!'

'Well, 'said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that's no reason for you to be a York fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and you dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what what you be then?'

'Then', Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Leeds fan.'

Jamie

*lobs stale veg at TDB*

Old but funny

JonMc

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Will

Have you been for a pint with Swiss??

The Dogs B******s

The Dogs B******s

No,his jokes are sh*t

Jamie

haha true

my06 ppp silver

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a dad was giving his kids deer for the first time but had not told them what it was for fear of putting them off. curiosity though for their reaction gets the better of him so he asks "can you guess what you are eating tonight kids?" after recieving blank puzzled faces looking back at him he says "i will give you a clue, mummy calls daddy this every now and again" to which little jonny says to his sister, "dont eat it, its a fooking ***"

Xx-IAN-xX

Kids know far too much these days.This morning whilst in the doctors waiting room I saw a little girl playing with her barbie & ken dolls immitating the doggy position.I bent down and told her you'll end up with little baby dolls if you keep doing that .She replied "I don't think so he's doing her up the **** !"

merlin24

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A very fit blonde just asked me if i prefer legs or breasts.....
I said 'im more into a shaved ***** and a nice pert *** tbh'
Apparently this is not an acceptable answer at the KFC drive-through


Mick

Leslie

Good one Dogs, what are your slow jokes like?

:es