Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

Got these brand new off ebay. As you will clearly see they are 2 different models, the left foot being a Dickies Cleveland and the right being a Dickies Tradition both in size 8. The seller was absolutly fine with it, he refunded me and told me to keep them.

Apart from searching for a 'one legged people forum' i have no idea what to do with them.

Your suggestions please

Hysteria1983

I take it the seller is visually impaired?

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

Thought i was when i opened the box

PaulC72

why not try to find another one of each?

Clarebabes

Wear them with long jeans, no one will notice

Hysteria1983

I bet you had to look twice before you actually realized - yep - they are actually two very different shoes.

I can't think of who would need them to be honest, even if someone has only one leg they usually have a prosthesis and still wear two matching shoes.

fitzscoob

check the sellers other items to see if you can get their opposites in another auction, repeat the process and you have two pairs of boots for free!

hodgy0_2

join them together and live in them

they look big enough

Alg

I represent the interests of Heather Mills (you may have heard of her)
She has expressed an interest in taking one of them but for the minute I can't remember which one she said she wanted.
I'll find out and get back to you.

jonny_693

iTrader: (5)

Post of the week!!

DAZ6151

iTrader: (1)

set a new trend and wear them both

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

They cost you nowt, give 'em to charity.someone will find them useful.

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

Mmmmm, you don't want to see them both on together

Just a thought, if we take hodgy0_2s advice below you could have a nice garage for the 500

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

And the prize for 'post of the week' is.........


you got it, a pair of Dickies

Hysteria1983

Maybe give them to a school, or performing arts centre, I am sure they could use them for something 'creative'.

Or like has been said, fire them down the charity shop, someone might be pleaded to own them, regardless of their non matching identity.

what would scooby do

You have two chances of hitting Gordon Brown with them - I suggest you throw them quite hard!

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

Looking like the only 'sensible' solution.

grovesy

As you got them from E bay and the seller let you keep them I would file them in the bin as I they almost certainly snides. Got think of anyone who would want one snide shoe

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

Nah, defo not snides. BNIBWT, spanking new genuine boots, hence why i can't bring myself to bin um

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

just stick them back on ebay as an odd pair. some idiot will buy them.

bolasti

iTrader: (6)

ha ha ha ******* quality thats made my day seeing this i fell off my chair i thought was so funny thease days people sell nething on flee bay

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

No garden, dog would just eat it

Don't think i could walk far in them, just tried them both on at once and they are different heights, it would look like 'i' had a false leg

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

'Kin quality alright

Thought i'd be ok with a rating of 32552 99.8% and Top Rated Seller status.

SunnySideUp

If I was you, I would take the seller to court for compensation ...
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Put the boot in

Sorry, I'll get me coat ........

rookymatt

iTrader: (15)

Tie their laces together, throw them over your nearest telephone line, and bask in your attemp to make your street look a little more ghetto "blood" hahahaha.

spender(again)

iTrader: (1)

yhpm

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

Yeah, i bet...................

Leslie

Why not make him an offer for the other pair!

Les