orbix

I see Wayne Bridge refuses to play for England whilst John Terry remains captain.
Let's hope Terry has the sense to sh*g Emile Heskey's missus before the summer too.

Capello has just phoned Wayne Bridge up and said ''Ive just spoken to
John Terry and he's lost the captains armband........
Do me a favour and have a good look under your bed to see if you can find. it.'

itr786

John Terry has denied media claims he slept with his former team mates mum as well as his girlfriend.

"I admit f**king his missus" said Terry,

"but as for his mum, thats a Bridge too far"!!

fivetide

iTrader: (1)

Top joke - about a week late heh... still...

After revelations that Miss Perriconnell has slept with at least 5 Chelsea players, Ancelotti has nicknamed the team bus 'Vanessa'

5t.

hodgy0_2

just had this emailed to me from a very good friend who is a top sport journo

1. The Sun have lined up another EIGHT women who’ve slept with him in the last 18 months or so. Enough “for a couple of weeks of front pages”. Including FHM’s own HSH, Tanya Robinson (SFW:http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...TR_468x720.jpg)
2. Two other Chelsea players - Gudjonsen and Drogba - were also sleeping with Bridge's girlfriend at the same time as Terry. (NB I think that was Mutu rather than Drogba wasnt it?)
3. The Sun is also paying Vanessa Ł250k to dish everything– including the fact that the “mystery” fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him (now she’s no longer Racist Toilet Cleaner Puncher, but the new Nation’s Sweetheart)
4. JT has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife (who also has kids).
5. Away from the bedroom, JT also owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a box he owns and hasn't paid for, even after he had mates in there racking up a Ł20k bill at the FA Cup final.

fivetide

iTrader: (1)

It would have been Drogba but he goes down whenever he gets near the box.

5t.

hodgy0_2

Mmm note sure my wife would buy that line

technically it’s known as a “reverse bill Clinton”