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Old 03 February 2010, 08:02 AM
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Has apparently got married!

Bizarre!
Old 03 February 2010, 08:13 AM
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You missed out there son
Old 03 February 2010, 08:16 AM
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Saved me from all the hurt later
Old 03 February 2010, 08:58 AM
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poor guy
Old 03 February 2010, 09:05 AM
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I feel sorry for the bloke. I can't see what it is exactly that they have together.

I remember that interview with Miss 'Chelsea Lateley' and she didn't even know if cage fighting was big in America!! I remember her response was along the lines of, ''i'm not sure if you have cage fighting over here...''

It's going to end in tears for him. I wonder if they had a pre nup?
Old 03 February 2010, 09:07 AM
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That talentless no-mark will do anything for a bit of publicity
Old 03 February 2010, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by scooby-tc
That talentless no-mark will do anything for a bit of publicity
Couldn't have put it better.
Just another one of our ever increasing population of numptys who are just famous for being famous.

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Old 03 February 2010, 09:20 AM
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She's a plastic-titted hooer-bag.
Old 03 February 2010, 09:21 AM
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My only knowledge of Alex Reid was those few times when I gave in and allowed the wife to watch celeb big brother. His manner and setence structure when speaking is exactly like Katie Price (I won't call her Jordan because thats an insult to Eddie IMO). She is driving that relationship to get back at Peter Andre for basically telling her to F off.

I have no time for either. I think Peter Andre had a lucky escape - he, I almost have time for (Almost) at least he conducted himself with some respect. I caught the end of the get me out of here bollox and she was all introspective and actually appeared to realise she'd acted like a complete *******. I would imagine that secretly she tried to patch things up with Peter Andre and he told her to F off (again)

Hence the Britney Spears behaviour.

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Old 03 February 2010, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
She's a plastic-titted hooer-bag.


She is probably preggers and can't live with th shame of yet another child to another man and again, not be married to that man.
Old 03 February 2010, 10:32 AM
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Is that the Jordan of old with the monstrous follollopers?

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Old 03 February 2010, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Blue by You
Couldn't have put it better.
Just another one of our ever increasing population of numptys who are just famous for being famous.
I stand corrected.

Originally Posted by Bubba po
She's a plastic-titted hooer-bag.
That's much more accurate
Old 03 February 2010, 10:51 AM
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I heard this on the radio this morning, apparently it was a nice quiet do in Las Vegas !!! hmmmm niceeee, she only told Alex that they were engaged a few days ago LOL

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Indeed poor boy.

Surely by this stage he must know she's as boring as **** in the bedroom
Just lies there like something broken.
Old 03 February 2010, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
Also, whilst on my soapbox, can anyone honestly say that her first child's problems aren't as a result of her taking drugs -probably before she knew but still.
They arent Edd, its not the mothers fault: but youll have to take my word for it as I cant elaborate further.
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Originally Posted by windyboy
I heard this on the radio this morning, apparently it was a nice quiet do in Las Vegas !!! hmmmm niceeee, she only told Alex that they were engaged a few days ago LOL

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. . . but how could they have got married without Max Clifford being there? Believe he was in London 'negotiating' a deal with that John Terry bird?
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Originally Posted by EddScott
My only knowledge of Alex Reid was those few times when I gave in and allowed the wife to watch celeb big brother. His manner and setence structure when speaking is exactly like Katie Price (I won't call her Jordan because thats an insult to Eddie IMO). She is driving that relationship to get back at Peter Andre for basically telling her to F off.

I have no time for either. I think Peter Andre had a lucky escape - he, I almost have time for (Almost) at least he conducted himself with some respect. I caught the end of the get me out of here bollox and she was all introspective and actually appeared to realise she'd acted like a complete *******. I would imagine that secretly she tried to patch things up with Peter Andre and he told her to F off (again)

Hence the Britney Spears behaviour.

Also, whilst on my soapbox, can anyone honestly say that her first child's problems aren't as a result of her taking drugs -probably before she knew but still.
More like through contracting some form of STI, and i'm not refering to an Impreza!
Old 03 February 2010, 11:37 AM
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Isn't she "mother of the year?"..... or is that Kerry - fat bird from Iceland ads?
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Originally Posted by GC8
They arent Edd, its not the mothers fault: but youll have to take my word for it as I cant elaborate further.
My daughter has Optic Nerve Hypoplasia which is very similar to what Jordans son has and it is not caused by outside factors during pregnancy.


Her film crew were at the 'wedding' and the itv2 series is back on tv next week. It looks like a cheap stunt to get viewers to watch her sad show which will feature her getting married at the end of it.

She has done shed loads of deals with Alex's advisors while he was in the BB house. She intends to get as much mileage out of this as she can. She even went to Andre's house a few days ago for one last chance to see him before Alex came out of BB. I think she was going to tell him she was going to marry Alex but Pete wasn't home. Apparently she caused a massive scene.

I cant wait to see what happens when she finds out that Pete has a new woman

For a woman that uses abortion as contraception it will be interesting to see if she has a baby Mr Potato head
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Maybe she'll star in the next **** movie which he does.

Maybe she'll pretend to be the disabled bird that he drags from the wheelchair and then rides - Actually she'd probably play that part quite well
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Originally Posted by GC8
They arent Edd, its not the mothers fault: but youll have to take my word for it as I cant elaborate further.

Originally Posted by sarasquares
My daughter has Optic Nerve Hypoplasia which is very similar to what Jordans son has and it is not caused by outside factors during pregnancy.
OK, fair enough. I've removed the comment from my original post.

Originally Posted by sarasquares
Mr Potato head
One of my wifes friends thinks he's awesome. When he was wondering about the BB house with nowt on she was literally foaming from both ends

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Originally Posted by EddScott
OK, fair enough. I've removed the comment from my original post.
I still would though
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Originally Posted by EddScott
OK, fair enough. I've removed the comment from my original post.
Its ok, i wasnt offended and i can understand why people would think she was to blame as she was a total **** when she was pregnant and was accused of taking drugs during pregnancy.

Even so i still think she should let Pete have custardy of the kids as they seem to come a poor second in her life.
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Originally Posted by EddScott
OK, fair enough. I've removed the comment from my original post.



One of my wifes friends thinks he's awesome. When he was wondering about the BB house with nowt on she was literally foaming from both ends
Euwww

The bloke couldnt put 3 words together at the best of times!! It just goes to show that women are happy with a brainless gimp as long as he is eye candy, foof the rest
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
Her film crew were at the 'wedding' and the itv2 series is back on tv next week. It looks like a cheap stunt to get viewers to watch her sad show which will feature her getting married at the end of it.

She has done shed loads of deals with Alex's advisors while he was in the BB house. She intends to get as much mileage out of this as she can. She even went to Andre's house a few days ago for one last chance to see him before Alex came out of BB. I think she was going to tell him she was going to marry Alex but Pete wasn't home. Apparently she caused a massive scene.

I cant wait to see what happens when she finds out that Pete has a new woman

For a woman that uses abortion as contraception it will be interesting to see if she has a baby Mr Potato head
Next you'll be telling us that strange woofter Alex is something to do with Clownwatch.
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Isn't she "mother of the year?"..... or is that Kerry - fat bird from Iceland ads?
Too much too young for people too stupid to handle it is my interpretation, Jordan always seemed to have a head on her shoulder but seems to be going progressively more mental.

Kerry Katona lives near my youngests school, you see the paps loitering sometimes, its a nice house but not a mansion like is reported in the papers, she applied to get her kids at the school and the Head knocked her back due, I think as he didnt want the aggro and her reputation, plus I doubt she would have payed the fees being bankrupt ! cant imagine the other parents would be that impressed but saying that some of the mums seem to be aping her style, Orange skin, ugg boots, saggy arsed tracksuit and a white RR Sport.
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Isn't she "mother of the year?"..... or is that Kerry - fat bird from Iceland ads?

no thats munter of the year ....
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Talking of the Iceland ads, is it just me or does Colleen Nolan have a certain milf-ish appeal or is it just the mounds of cheap food ?

Also, as I am forty this year, am I still allowed to call her a Milf ?
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Originally Posted by sarasquares
Even so i still think she should let Pete have custardy......


Made me

sorry, I'll get my coat


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