Irony .....
30 December 2009, 09:34 PM
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Saw a car today with a sign in the back saying, "Tiny Person On Board - Please Drive Carefully"
Now, I hate these signs - but that's not the point of this post.
As I drove past (carefully, not wanting to harm the Tiny person) .... I looked in through the windows and saw two little ones in car seats with snowflake bonnets on ...... awwwwwwwwwww, lovely ......
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Then as I levelled with the driver and his wife I glanced across, still driving ever so carefully - still not wanting to harm the little ones ......
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only to see both parents with ....
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cigarettes hanging from their gobs!!!!!
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are the Tiny People on Board likely to die from lung disorders or bad driving - do you reckon?!
Now, I hate these signs - but that's not the point of this post.
As I drove past (carefully, not wanting to harm the Tiny person) .... I looked in through the windows and saw two little ones in car seats with snowflake bonnets on ...... awwwwwwwwwww, lovely ......
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Then as I levelled with the driver and his wife I glanced across, still driving ever so carefully - still not wanting to harm the little ones ......
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only to see both parents with ....
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cigarettes hanging from their gobs!!!!!
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are the Tiny People on Board likely to die from lung disorders or bad driving - do you reckon?!
30 December 2009, 09:42 PM
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"Women, I wish to thank you for placing those "child on board" stickers in the back of your cars, as they obviously make me realise that I value the life of your child far greater than I do of my own life. Before you started doing this, I simply slowed my own vehicle down by ramming it into the car in front of me. I shall now use my brakes and refrain from having a large rear-end collision with you in the future."
I read this once and it made me laugh as i too hate those stickers.
Aaron
I read this once and it made me laugh as i too hate those stickers.
Aaron
30 December 2009, 09:44 PM
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but you are missing the point
if the tiny person sign came from halfrauds
it would have come with the feinights for free option
this gives the owner the right to(all whilst driving)
smoke
use the mobile phone
not have to indicate
drive all year with fog lights on(front and rear)
shave or apply make
have exclusive rights to hog the middle lane on motorways
and undertake
if the tiny person sign came from halfrauds
it would have come with the feinights for free option
this gives the owner the right to(all whilst driving)
smoke
use the mobile phone
not have to indicate
drive all year with fog lights on(front and rear)
shave or apply make
have exclusive rights to hog the middle lane on motorways
and undertake
30 December 2009, 10:50 PM
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the best part of it is,that the two tiny so called children that were in the back.wern't actually children at all.they were 42 year old adults but because of all the smoke they had inhailed all there lives it had stumpt there growth and now they are only two feet tall.
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