barnes_2k7

hi guys,
i just came out of my girlfriends house to come home to find a calibra parked on my rear bumper and both of my front tyres let down, so as anyone would be, i was pretty mad, pulled my car forward to inspect the damage, just a bit of paint off my bumper and my powerflow a little scraped. i took the reg and i am planning on calling my insurence company tomorrow. i forgot to take a pic because im was on one. now realising i should of for proof what do you think the insurence company will say? . . . i dont normally park my car there but there was no room to park anywhere so i had to leave it down the road a bit outside this womans house, it wasnt blocking her drive at all, so she still had access. i guess it was all done to make a point of not parking outside her house again. but still? is she mad? i've heard shes not a nice woman, and she has also given me the V's before for not letting her past when the obstruction was her side, so im guessing shes taken a dissliking to me some time before and also isnt too familiar with the highway code. sorry for the Essay but could do with anyones imput. thanks for reading. barney

GlesgaKiss

So she let the tyres down and damaged your car so you didn't park there again, instead of just asking you? Kick her in the c*nt and tell her you'll be on her case with the insurance. Silly bint.

The insurance company will deal with it. She drove into your parked car, what is there to argue about?

barnes_2k7

thing im worried about is if they send a person out from my insurence company and they see its lightly modded as its not down as modified on my insurence, because my renewall is not till feb. i dont know where she lives exactly, its one of three houses but im guessing it was the one i was parked outside. i dont know why people do it, most people know the the only white car on the road belongs to me, as its been there most nights for well over a year now. so she must know where my girlfriends house is to ask me to move it. even though i dont see why i should move it as it was parked on the road, i have tax insurence mot etc so im perfectly entitled to leave it there, i guess she just didnt like the veiw. women hay, who gave them driving licence's

Glowplug

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Might cost you your NCB as no proof for the ins co. I wouldn't bother claiming, just follow the advice above and kick her square in the ****

2hats like that make me loose it

barnes_2k7

would make me feel alot better about it. . . theres minimal damage to my car. the only reason i wanna claim is to get at her really. . . petty? maybe! but she deserves it, its probably not even the first time shes left her piece of C**P parked on somones bumper either.

GlesgaKiss

Ahh right, undeclared mods... that could be a pain in the ****.

barnes_2k7

yeh, only alloys and a powerflow exhaust but could be changed back to standard in a couple of hours at my labour. i spose its not worth it, ill just have to think of something to do back, buy a 50 quid banger and drive it right into the side of her car then through her house lmao!! then run like f**k lol

GlesgaKiss

Haha! Make sure she's in there doing the ironing at the time though.

MJW

Sounds like a neighbour getting territorial about their parking spot, happens a lot unfortunately. Not worth claiming on your insurance though. Although I wouldn't recommend escalating the situation, maybe a bit of dog poo on her door handles wouldn't go amiss

barnes_2k7

dont think she knows what washing is. . . lol

barnes_2k7

sounds good . . and im not planning on my insurence, i was going to call mine and give them the reg of the calibra and get them to sort it out, or does it not work like that?

marcwrxx

burn her calibra

barnes_2k7

its not worth the petrol, what ill do is take a pic tomorow once ive sorted my car out. and you can all have a laugh at the state of it. honestly someone got halfords vouchers for xmas whilst having a mid life chrises. massive whale tail spoiler, lexus lights, and a 40-50 year old fat, bo-toxed up old woman drving round with her sunnies on all year.

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

Nah, think it would just end up as knock for knock and bye bye NCB

There are better ways, you know it Just get ya £50'er and abandon it on her drive way

barnes_2k7

well i was thinking ( i live on a farm btw, my mums partners) send her a letter demanding compensation and an apology (for the added sting) for the minor damage to my car within 7 days or she can expect me round there 7 o clock sharp next moday with the tractor and a bucket load of s**T to cover her drive way. lol

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

Screw the letter Just give her the bucket of ****

barnes_2k7

very temted, but then id have my girlfriend to deal with lol

Glowplug

iTrader: (8)

Oooooo! Devil and the deep blue

barnes_2k7

lol ill let ya know what i do to get her back

paulwrxboro

+ 1

RA Dunk

Pretty simple really, just nip back sometime and let her tires down


All of them

If your feeling really generous a nice letter under her window wiper as well telling her how much of a cow she is

barnes_2k7

ill have to do it late one night, as i dont want to cause problems for my girlfriends family. but she can be assured that shes got something coming her way. lol.

GlesgaKiss

Definitely has to be all four tyres. Lol, That way you're not even damaging anything, but she'll think "f*ck, maybe what I did wasn't the best idea", and probably won't know how to inflate them again.

scoobymad555

iTrader: (1)

calibra exhaust exit plus this ought to do the job nicely

barnes_2k7

like this alot, quick simple and effective

scoobymad555

iTrader: (1)

make sure you secretly video the fat lump starting the car in the morning too

barnes_2k7

and iv even got some expanding foam lying about in the workshop

Lee247

Why is it some peoples aim in life to make things as awkward as possible for others.
Shove a spud up her exhaust when she isn't looking

The Zohan

cut her t1ts off - seriouly getting into a tit for tat car damaging game is not he answer - she needs to know you are not to be fcuked about with at all

if it is her then have a firm word leaving her in no doubt what will happen if this is repeated and also get her insurance details, i do doubt the Police will be in the slightest bit interested unless you can prove she was speeding when she parked.

zs_phil

iTrader: (1)

ring her doorbell and do one ,or bud her windows

quite like the idea of expanding foam in the exhaust pipe might try it on someone at work for a laugh