What makes women happy?
01 October 2009, 02:41 PM
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What makes women happy?
I have been researching literally thousands of emails that I have received from people all over the world about what makes a woman happy.
The answer is fortunately very simple. Apparently all women would be happy if my **** was three inches longer and I could keep it hard for longer.
Amazing how women could be pleased by something so simple.
What do you think it takes to make a woman happy?
The answer is fortunately very simple. Apparently all women would be happy if my **** was three inches longer and I could keep it hard for longer.
Amazing how women could be pleased by something so simple.
What do you think it takes to make a woman happy?
01 October 2009, 02:52 PM
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Bumble bees.
Reading (in peace, without motorsport on in the background!).
The first glass of wine/G&T/whatever.
My silly cat.
Waking up and realising It's not Tuesday or Wednesday, so I don't have to go to work on the bleedin' checkout.......
This time of year.
A nice cup of tea.
A log fire.
I could go on...........
HTH
Reading (in peace, without motorsport on in the background!).
The first glass of wine/G&T/whatever.
My silly cat.
Waking up and realising It's not Tuesday or Wednesday, so I don't have to go to work on the bleedin' checkout.......
This time of year.
A nice cup of tea.
A log fire.
I could go on...........
HTH
01 October 2009, 02:56 PM
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I have been researching literally thousands of emails that I have received from people all over the world about what makes a woman happy.
The answer is fortunately very simple. Apparently all women would be happy if my **** was three inches longer and I could keep it hard for longer.
Amazing how women could be pleased by something so simple.
The answer is fortunately very simple. Apparently all women would be happy if my **** was three inches longer and I could keep it hard for longer.
Amazing how women could be pleased by something so simple.
Not sure if 4 inches would be that effective ?
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I have been researching literally thousands of emails that I have received from people all over the world about what makes a woman happy.
The answer is fortunately very simple. Apparently all women would be happy if my **** was three inches longer and I could keep it hard for longer.
Amazing how women could be pleased by something so simple.
What do you think it takes to make a woman happy?
The answer is fortunately very simple. Apparently all women would be happy if my **** was three inches longer and I could keep it hard for longer.
Amazing how women could be pleased by something so simple.
What do you think it takes to make a woman happy?
01 October 2009, 03:11 PM
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...Devildog - your are right, hence the Kegel exercises
01 October 2009, 03:38 PM
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Purely from a scientific point of view, how about;
What makes a woman unhappy?
I'll start,
Leaving the toilet seat up (even though it hinges and they are more than capable of putting the thing back down)
What makes a woman unhappy?
I'll start,
Leaving the toilet seat up (even though it hinges and they are more than capable of putting the thing back down)
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Yes - I don't get that. Men are always supposed to put the toilet seat down.
Why isn't it that woman are expected to leave the toilet seat up so us men don't pee on it!!
Makes sense to me!
Why isn't it that woman are expected to leave the toilet seat up so us men don't pee on it!!
Makes sense to me!
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Well four and half inches is useless when it is like a snapped HB pencil.
She is more used the to tree the pencil is made from.
Fortunately she was wearing a Femidom since she knew you love STIs so much
She is more used the to tree the pencil is made from.
Fortunately she was wearing a Femidom since she knew you love STIs so much
01 October 2009, 05:20 PM
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Bumble bees.
Reading (in peace, without motorsport on in the background!).
The first glass of wine/G&T/whatever.
My silly cat.
Waking up and realising It's not Tuesday or Wednesday, so I don't have to go to work on the bleedin' checkout.......
This time of year.
A nice cup of tea.
A log fire.
I could go on...........
HTH
Reading (in peace, without motorsport on in the background!).
The first glass of wine/G&T/whatever.
My silly cat.
Waking up and realising It's not Tuesday or Wednesday, so I don't have to go to work on the bleedin' checkout.......
This time of year.
A nice cup of tea.
A log fire.
I could go on...........
HTH
Reading (in peace, without motorsport on in the background!).
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MOANING - about completely trivial crap that really doesn't matter.
My wife has worked out that if she whinges long enough about something, magic fairies ( i.e. me ) come while she isnt looking and either a) fix it, b) buy a new one or c) tidy it up.
My wife has worked out that if she whinges long enough about something, magic fairies ( i.e. me ) come while she isnt looking and either a) fix it, b) buy a new one or c) tidy it up.
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There are four things -in my experience- that make a woman happy
-Handbags
-Shoes
-Cunnilingus
-Complaining
The 3rd works great, but is a lot of effort and if you don't do it much she'll get to indulge in the 4th thing that makes her happy, so everyone's a winner!
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Especially the Millkman who she'll end up having an affair with to spite you.
-Handbags
-Shoes
-Cunnilingus
-Complaining
The 3rd works great, but is a lot of effort and if you don't do it much she'll get to indulge in the 4th thing that makes her happy, so everyone's a winner!
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Especially the Millkman who she'll end up having an affair with to spite you.
