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Corkyisms Roger Mould’s Weblog

some of these are great

“That’s no sweat off my nose”

ON THE PHONE TO NORTHERN ELECTRIC “I’m having a bit of trouble …… At least I’m not, my wife is …… I never touch it myself”

“I’m only saying the things that come out of my mouth”

“Black that in with a bit of colour”

“If you pack in smoking you’ll have a health free existence”

“Alan I’ve got something for you to do. Don’t do that drawing”

“Will you two stop throwing repercussions at each other”

“There’s only one bloke that walks like you and that’s you”

“I had no beer last night and I couldn’t sleep a thing”

“You scratch your back and I’ll scratch mine”

“She’s a one girl man”

“Look out the window at the weather Alan. Is it raining or do I need an umbrella?”

“Green is an unlucky number for a car”

“Finding by stealing is not a sin”

“what’s 9 in metric?”

“We’ll see who’s ball the court is in”

“It’s no good talking to me in metric. I don’t know a millimetre from a woodpeckers bottom”