A girl walks into the doctors...
13 August 2009, 03:16 PM
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A girl walks into the doctors...
...with a large strawberry wedged up her a$$.
The doctor says "I've got some cream for that!"
Bur-dum, tish
The doctor says "I've got some cream for that!"
Bur-dum, tish
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14 August 2009, 01:30 AM
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14 August 2009, 08:27 AM
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This is my favourite one for this week:
There was a collision between a lorry load of totoises and a lorry load of turtles, the Police said it was a terrapin accident.
Silly i know, but it made me laugh, not even the chuckle brothers would tackle that one!
There was a collision between a lorry load of totoises and a lorry load of turtles, the Police said it was a terrapin accident.
Silly i know, but it made me laugh, not even the chuckle brothers would tackle that one!
14 August 2009, 10:50 AM
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I thought that joke was a lorry load of tortoises and a lorry load of terrapins crashing on the M62. It was described as a turtle disaster.
14 August 2009, 11:01 AM
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Genesis 1
1 First God made heaven & earth
2 The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
3 And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.
4 And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
6 And God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters."
7 And God made the firmament and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament. And it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.
9 And God said, " A girl walks into the doctors with a large strawberry wedged up her a$$."
1 First God made heaven & earth
2 The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
3 And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.
4 And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
6 And God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters."
7 And God made the firmament and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament. And it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.
9 And God said, " A girl walks into the doctors with a large strawberry wedged up her a$$."
14 August 2009, 02:22 PM
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Genesis 1
1 First God made heaven & earth
2 The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
3 And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.
4 And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
6 And God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters."
7 And God made the firmament and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament. And it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.
9 And God said, " A girl walks into the doctors with a large strawberry wedged up her a$$."
1 First God made heaven & earth
2 The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
3 And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.
4 And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
6 And God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters."
7 And God made the firmament and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament. And it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.
9 And God said, " A girl walks into the doctors with a large strawberry wedged up her a$$."
haha now that fookin old
14 August 2009, 05:46 PM
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Genesis 1
1 First God made heaven & earth
2 The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
3 And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.
4 And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
6 And God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters."
7 And God made the firmament and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament. And it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.
9 And God said, " A girl walks into the doctors with a large strawberry wedged up her a$$."
1 First God made heaven & earth
2 The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
3 And God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.
4 And God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
5 God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.
6 And God said, "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters."
7 And God made the firmament and separated the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament. And it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.
9 And God said, " A girl walks into the doctors with a large strawberry wedged up her a$$."
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