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Old 19 July 2009, 06:56 PM
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Default Pork Scratchings!

Went to the farmer's market in Woburn this morning and picked up a whole host of meaty goodness, part of which was a big bag of pork scratchings. I haven't had these for years but oh my it's a taste sensation!

+ves: Taste great

-ves: Fat content of Rik Waller, will not help the quest for abs of steel, missus hates them, it's an old man snack, probably contains brains and hooves.

If you have the chance I highly recommend a bag. You might only live an hour or so after eating them but it's worth it


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Old 19 July 2009, 07:06 PM
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Old fungal infested toe nails, with salt on.
Old 19 July 2009, 07:35 PM
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Girl I used to work with went to a working mens' club one night with her b/f, were watching an act on the stage.
he went off to the bar, came back with two pints and two bags of pork scratchings.

It was dark...........she was eating hers and thought, "Hang on, this one tastes funny, and it's chewy. It tastes almost like a .......................plaster!!!"

And it was, cooked and all nicely manky and yellow inside...........
Old 19 July 2009, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by tanyatriangles
Girl I used to work with went to a working mens' club one night with her b/f, were watching an act on the stage.
he went off to the bar, came back with two pints and two bags of pork scratchings.

It was dark...........she was eating hers and thought, "Hang on, this one tastes funny, and it's chewy. It tastes almost like a .......................plaster!!!"

And it was, cooked and all nicely manky and yellow inside...........
Cheers for that,bought some to have later
Old 19 July 2009, 07:57 PM
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Cheers for that,bought some to have later
Enjoy................
Old 19 July 2009, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by tanyatriangles
Enjoy................
I probably still will,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,good old Mr Porkys
Old 19 July 2009, 08:02 PM
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Top snack material
Old 19 July 2009, 08:34 PM
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Pigs lips and arseholes!..........but sometimes they just hit the spot!
Old 19 July 2009, 09:55 PM
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They are only "authentic" if they have hairs on them - yummy

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Originally Posted by Wagon Gaz
Top snack material
Now then Gaz
Old 19 July 2009, 10:05 PM
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I love pork scratchings, was a special treat when I was a student. Wouldn't touch them now though, middle aged spread and all that!
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
I love pork scratchings, was a special treat when I was a student. Wouldn't touch them now though, middle aged spread and all that!
Just had half a big pack,,,,,,,,,,,,feel sick
Old 19 July 2009, 11:08 PM
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Mmmmm yum!
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You are cracking jokes. I took a great big chunk off my tooth with those damn things.
Best get myself off to see Midlife, my own Dentist will go nuts
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Awful stuff, man! It stinks and all!

I think pork scratchings are like Marmite and haggis. Either you are gonna love it or just hate it.
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