Phrases for the benefit of passers by....
#1
Phrases for the benefit of passers by....
Was having a chat with a lad from work today after a boring Webex, someone said something innocent that set us off, it got us to thinking of phrases you could say when chatting to someone or on the mobile, loud enough for someone passing or sat near by to hear if they are being nosey earwigging and wonder what you are on about, we decided it was key not to be too obvious and say something blatantly outrageous, we were thinking along the lines of,
"Yes, an Adidas bag, about twenty grand in it, in Polish Zloty's !"
"Yes, it looked like cheese, it tasted like cheese, it smelt like cheese but it wasnt cheese"
"How was I to know it wasnt female"
"Yep, really deep, I dont think anyone's is going to find that one in a hurry"
"It had gone really crusty, she hadnt noticed at all, all over her hair it was"
"Illegal immigrant, its not like anyone is going to miss him"
"Yep, the Dog, a Dachshund, dont think thats legal, anyway, when he sobered up he was so embrassed"
Can you think of some better ones ?
"Yes, an Adidas bag, about twenty grand in it, in Polish Zloty's !"
"Yes, it looked like cheese, it tasted like cheese, it smelt like cheese but it wasnt cheese"
"How was I to know it wasnt female"
"Yep, really deep, I dont think anyone's is going to find that one in a hurry"
"It had gone really crusty, she hadnt noticed at all, all over her hair it was"
"Illegal immigrant, its not like anyone is going to miss him"
"Yep, the Dog, a Dachshund, dont think thats legal, anyway, when he sobered up he was so embrassed"
Can you think of some better ones ?
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