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Old 30 June 2009, 04:18 PM
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Stories coming out now that he is still alive, what do you think?

The conspiracy theories that say Michael Jackson is still alive | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre
Old 30 June 2009, 04:19 PM
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Old 30 June 2009, 04:25 PM
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It had to happen, wishful thinking on their part I think. If he isn't dead, he will be when people find out he faked it, LOL!
Old 30 June 2009, 04:26 PM
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hes alive and well sitting next to the pool drinking pepsi with his mate elvis
Old 30 June 2009, 04:29 PM
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I have heard he is booked up for the closing partys in Ibiza at the end of the season with Elvis and Tupac
Old 30 June 2009, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by dave247
I have heard he is booked up for the closing partys in Ibiza at the end of the season with Elvis and Tupac

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Old 30 June 2009, 04:41 PM
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Those fans who've committed suicide will be pissed!
Old 30 June 2009, 05:09 PM
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Old 30 June 2009, 05:12 PM
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That photo is pants quality,If he has faked his own death i wouldn't hold it against him,could imagine how many p1ssed off people would be,id just laugh and think nice one you fooled everyone for a moment.
Old 30 June 2009, 05:13 PM
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I'm sure I saw him working in Boots as a make up consultant
Old 30 June 2009, 05:14 PM
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the truth is always more prosaic -- like Elvis supposed to be alive according to the conspiracy theorists, but in reality shat his colon out of his backside
Old 30 June 2009, 05:18 PM
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That is ridiculous - where would they find a double? Make it out of Lego?
Old 30 June 2009, 05:19 PM
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FFS HE IS DEAD

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Old 30 June 2009, 05:23 PM
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I like the theory that's he's been dead for some time and someone has been faking his life!
Old 30 June 2009, 05:28 PM
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We LOVE you Michael
Old 30 June 2009, 05:29 PM
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I love this quote from The Sun

"Those close to Michael have known about the plot for years, it was a very expensive and intricate venture.
Obviously not expensive or intricate enough if it's already been leaked!
Old 30 June 2009, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
FFS HE IS DEAD

LOL
sinky are ya ok,are ya ok sinky,youve been hit by,a smooth criminal.
Old 30 June 2009, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Those fans who've committed suicide will be pissed!
Yhea And running round heaven looking for him
Old 30 June 2009, 08:58 PM
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Its Alive
Old 30 June 2009, 09:37 PM
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He's been seen driving a bus on the moon
Old 01 July 2009, 09:49 AM
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I wondered how long it would be before these stories started appearing!
Old 01 July 2009, 10:31 AM
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certainly will be the best comeback ever if this is true!.

however sadly i think not
Old 01 July 2009, 10:37 AM
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If the photo is anything to go by he has gained 10 Kgs and shrunk at least 3 inches in height.

Really cant believe the even print that shite
Old 01 July 2009, 06:04 PM
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"Dead or Alive"... thought that was Bon Jovi!
Old 01 July 2009, 08:03 PM
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Apparently the thriller, routine will be stunning

he,s coming up through the gravestones

"its a thriller, killer night"


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Old 01 July 2009, 11:11 PM
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Is it any wonder that people think they've seen him alive. With all that plastic surgery he'll look fresh as a daisy for at least 1000 years before he starts to degrade.
Old 02 July 2009, 10:58 AM
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The old "he's really alive" story came up sooner than I expected!

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Old 02 July 2009, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by bigsinky
FFS HE IS DEAD
No he isn't
Old 02 July 2009, 07:03 PM
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I think he's alive. What I really want to know tho is, is he black or white? Cos apparently "it don't matter"
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