Salim Malik

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Manchester United

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.Manchester United will be playing Giggs next year

pimmo2000

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It has just been announced that Michael Jacksons dying wish was for his ashes to be put in an etch a sketch so kids can still fiddle with his ****..

child on Michael Jacksons death-"i am really upset, i was really looking forward to the sleepover he invited me to this weekend"

Got tickets??? no worrys,You could still go, It may be a bit quiet but the Thriller sequence may be more realistic than you expected

what's the difference between jacko and jade goody? About 3 months

Michael Jacksons London dates have now been cancelled. They were James aged 9 an Thomas aged 5.

BBC News : Lawyers are struggling to find the cause of death for Michael Jackson .. So they decided to "blame it on the BOOGIE" !!

reports Michael Jackson has died-the paramedics were told to beat it

Michael Jackson is being melted in2 playdo gives the kids a chance 2 play wiv him 4 a change.

Daft Lad

What's the difference between that joke and the one that has already been posted in both MJ threads already?

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F**k all

pimmo2000

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I posted eight .. which one

Daft Lad

Sorry mate, I was replying to Salim's post. Clearly my posting speed is no match for your quickfire joke-dispensing abilities

pimmo2000

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It bodes well for me that speed impresses you