Blonde joke
10 June 2009, 04:33 PM
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Blonde joke
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman
to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be
a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found
your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going
to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I
can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my ****.
I can splash it on my eyes."
She left a note for her milkman
to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be
a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found
your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going
to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I
can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my ****.
I can splash it on my eyes."
10 June 2009, 05:14 PM
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A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to the counter and orders a drink. After a while, he says loudly to the girl behind the bar: - "Hey, do you want to hear a really good joke about blondes?" Silence falls in the bar and in a deep, gravely voice the lesbian to his left says :- "Before you tell your joke, there's something you should know...The girl behind the bar is blonde, the girl by the door is blonde and I'm a 6 foot, 16 stone blonde with a black belt in karate. The girl to my left is blonde and she lifts weights. The girl to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell your joke?"
"Not if I'll have to explain it five times..."
"Not if I'll have to explain it five times..."
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A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman
to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be
a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found
your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going
to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I
can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my ****.
I can splash it on my eyes."
She left a note for her milkman
to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be
a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found
your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going
to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I
can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my ****.
I can splash it on my eyes."
Think that joke is in the Old Testament somewhere
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