kingofturds

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I was sitting in the car park at the supermarket earlier when some woman in her Nissan terrano, whilst attempting a 20 point manoeuvre out of the parking space ploughed into my vectra. She got out to check the back of her nissan gave me a quick glance,and at this point she got back in her car (I was expecting her to pull over park up and apologise) and drove off.
I have checked my car and there is no major damage apart from a dent in the wing and another crack to add to the bumper. But the cheeky cow didn't even have the decency to apologize or at least give me a flash of her **** to say sorry

Wimmins should be allowed to drive nothing bigger than a smart car

Ian

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WTF and you didnt give chase?

edited for bein a mong

kingofturds

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If I knew she was going to bugger off I would have but by the time I realised she was not stopping there was not much I could do


And what does wft mean ya mong

yoza

You forgot to add that she looked at you as though it was YOUR fault, which of course it must have been.

kingofturds

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The kind of " I hope your £600 shed has not scratched my lovely new Nissan" look

yoza

I feel a bit guilty as I send the wife out for our weekly shop in this.....



I quite often find myself straightening the bullbars as someone has bumped into it, its defonately the best vehicle we have for shopping.

If I use one of our more liked cars I find myself parking so far from the doors that I have to get a bus back.

DYK

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr that's meaty

was she actually fit enough to show her ****,and would it of really made you feel better.....

kingofturds

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Put it this way burying my face in those mammary glands would have made it all worthwhile

dpb

The most dodgy chat-up technique iv come across this year - i applaud you

Hysteria1983

Is she can't get out of a parking space without hitting a parked car she shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel of a car, no mater what it is.
Stoopid cow! It's 'women drivers' like her who make the rest of us 'lady drivers' look bad!

Lisawrx

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There are just too many people about nowadays, that just don't respect other people and their property. I see it everyday almost at work (well, outside in the car park). The only thing I'm yet to see so far, is someone actually driving into someone else's car, I'm quite surprised I haven't tbh.

dpb

But if she'd been less considerate she'd have perfomed a 5 point turn and taken half his car out

Really ,he shoud be grateful

Hysteria1983

I must remember if I am going to hit a car, just .......... FLASH MY *****! Jobs done!

Lady T

Well said!

sbk1972

Women drivers are absolute rubbish. They are slow, dont look in thier mirrors, indecisive and spend all the time arrange thier hair. I hate them !

Even my lady is a poor and usless driver. Similar to Yoza, Ive given my lady a pajero 2.8 LWB with bigger wheels and bars to go out shopping, transporting my son about. Its more to protect him, than here. When I had this truck, it was mint, not a scratch on it, after 6 months of her driving it, its whacked in every corner, and never by her always someone else ! Yeah right.

Women drivers, pensioners, geeky men, van drivers, lorry drivers, all rubbish and should be shot !

SBK

Hysteria1983

I will correct you 'MOST' women drivers are absolute rubbish.

Not sure how a woman can do her hair in a rear view mirror, but I suppose if she is stupid enough to try, then she looks like a moose anyway.
I tent to do my hair before I get in the scoob. And I manage to get in and out of a parking space perfectly fine. :-)

ALi-B

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Yup Choose from the below list of common excuses used by women who bump their car and want to blame anyone but themselves:

• Stupid place to park that car
• You were watching me, which made me nervous
• I'm not used to driving a large car
• You could see me having trouble, why didn't you help instead of just watching
• I'm in a hurry to pick the kids up from school / late for an appointment at the nail/hairsalon
• I wasn't wearing my driving shoes
• My husband/BF/Son drove the car before me and has messed with the seat/mirror adjustments
  

etc etc.

madcyril

love to see that lol

Will

YouTube - Stupid woman try parking her car!!

SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

For driving into my car, I would have demanded at least a 'pearl necklace' for my troubles You are far too soft and obviously slow as ****

Sat in my car this morning after doing the school run just checking emails on my phone when some old woman pitches up in a laguna estate. She parks quite close to my passenger side and gets out only managing at the last minute to hold her door from hitting mine. She then wound down the window a little bit, locked up and left. I looked over to see two huge hounds in the car and boy was her drivers door a complete mess. It was so scratched to buggery that you could hardly guess the colour of the paintwork

Some people just dont care do they

EddScott

We used to have a black Jeep Cherokee with blacked out windows and chrome stuff - looked rather pimp.

People thought we were pikeys and avoided going anywhere near it

Leslie

She was being even more stupid for driving off. If you had taken her registration she would have been done for a hit and run!

Les

Hysteria1983

Never gonna happen. Lol....... I never intend to hit a car, and to be honest if I thought flashing my ***** was going to get me anywhere i'd just get them out all the time. Sadly that doesn't seem to work!

(.) (.)

scooby-babe

I see, you SEND me out shopping do you !

SB

SwissTony

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busted

Matteeboy

Mrs Matt used to tow her dad's boat (Boston Whaler 15ft Sport) behind their Landy Defender pick up and had to do a very tricky reverse with it up a road outside the Mariners in Rock, Cornwall. There were always loads of onlookers - mostly blokes waiting for her to fail - she never did and got rounds of applause several times.
Her Mum, my MIL, was also very good at driving it with a horsebox.

Not all women are cr4p drivers...

yoza

Oh dear.........where else has she been ?

Matteeboy

Who?

yoza

My wife (Scooby-Babe) seems to have entered my little world....

kingofturds

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I thought you said when you told the missus to jump she asked how high