This doesn't look good - Hawking
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This doesn't look good - Hawking
Stephen Hawking 'very ill' in hospital - Telegraph
Come on Stephen, don't give up on that old unifying theory of everything just yet.....
Come on Stephen, don't give up on that old unifying theory of everything just yet.....
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It will be a shame, i had not heard about this until reading this thread, kind of thing pisses me off when that fat scumbag "Goody" gets bloody newspapers dedicated to her
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I was like > as well when I learnt about this news. I don't want Hawking to go just yet, which is a law of nature, as everyone goes one day. But he is too important to fly away this soon. There's plenty more he can leave behind in terms of intellectual and scientific wealth, if he survives a bit longer. TBH, it will be a great loss even if he sees his birth century, and then departs. Hawking is a legend
Get well soon, genius
Get well soon, genius
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OMFG...
www.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/hawkings_"I_made_it_all_up"_deathbed_confession
www.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/hawkings_"I_made_it_all_up"_deathbed_confession
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Look, i know you want bum sex with me - I am flattered, sadly it is not going to happen. I will sell you a few pics of me porking your missus, from behind if that makes you feel more comforable...even so you are not going anywhere near my tradesman's entrance, not whilst i still have breath in my body and the ability to clench real tight
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Unlike certain other posters on this thread....
Its a shame that humankind will ineviatably lose such a gifted person due to the frailty of his body, yet the world is full of healthy f*cktards
buggering it up for everybody else.
Its a shame that humankind will ineviatably lose such a gifted person due to the frailty of his body, yet the world is full of healthy f*cktards
buggering it up for everybody else.
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Good god, your parents must have had a long breeding history, a son of your advancing years and a 12 year old daughter.....
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Found this whilst looking for the parody of Hawking - **** out for the lads sketch
From: b3ta.com qotw
Stephen Hawking
Not all that rude, not me, but still funny.
A few years ago at Oxford Uni, my housemate was given the task of looking after Stephen Hawking just before he was due to address the Union. Presented with the opportunity to speak with arguably the world's greatest living scientist, perhaps to learn something about the fabric of time and space from this genius, the only thing my mate could think of to ask him was:
"So, er... how fast does that chair go?"
Unfazed, Professor Hawking replied: "I'll show you!", floored it (if that's the right term) and zoomed off down the corridor.
Good on you Stephen!
Stephen Hawking
Not all that rude, not me, but still funny.
A few years ago at Oxford Uni, my housemate was given the task of looking after Stephen Hawking just before he was due to address the Union. Presented with the opportunity to speak with arguably the world's greatest living scientist, perhaps to learn something about the fabric of time and space from this genius, the only thing my mate could think of to ask him was:
"So, er... how fast does that chair go?"
Unfazed, Professor Hawking replied: "I'll show you!", floored it (if that's the right term) and zoomed off down the corridor.
Good on you Stephen!
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That and the ability to f@rt the national anthem whilst necking a pint of brown ale!
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