Well, it's one of life's few remaining pleasures isn't it?

(and no I don't mean Razzle!)

Not aware of ladies doing it though.

 

Nah, I play games on the mobile if I think its going to be a long hard slog to squeeze out

 

All the time,i even have a smoke too.

 

Sometimes I have a read of scoobynet from my phone or read a book (not a whole one) if I'm laying some proper cable

Dunno, is it only men that do this? I always thought it was.

SN ladies, do any of you read on the sh1tter?

 

Oh yeah, that too

 

They're all too busy flicking their bean to read on the bog! Also it's a known fact that a womans mind can't cope with doing two things at once.

 

I thought it was the law for men to read on the bog.

I have several Times/Telegraph cryptic crossword books for emergencies where I run out of reading material.

 

 

The bible has much more paper to use though, and I can pick and choose which bits to wipe my **** all over

 

I find the bog seat a bit uncomfortable after a while though and eventually get pins and needles in my legs. Maybe it's just my fat **** or perhaps I need to invest in a better toilet seat

I like the idea of having a bit of quality time like that though

 

Why do you think, in this era of Autotrader.co.uk that the paper copy is still produced, it is still the ultimate gentlemans toilet time reading, in fact I think they should allude to this in their ads.

Trouble is with reading, if you are not a constipated type its all done and dusted with 0.0001 seconds of sitting down so a good read will see it either crusting onto your hoop or you wiping and then sat their with no justification, best to keep one in the chamber.

 

currently reading evo magazine. I did toy with the idea of having a magazine rack in the toilet, but dont think the mrs would approve

 

Man, I almost pooped myself with laughter reading that

 

Glad it's not just me then. I was admiring an advert for a 1980 Porsche 924 Carrera GT in the Classifieds section of Classic Cars magazine this very morning during a particularly satisfying act of defaecation! Life really doesn't get much better than that.

 

I've in the past read the ingredients in a shampoo bottle just to have something to read.

 

Never done it, how can you hold a book and turn a page with one free hand, the other is holding your chap back from swinging forrward onto the cold porceline, No ?

Jacko you crack me up

Tam, true to form

 

Isn't that what gravity is for tho? let it hang free and let gravity do all the work.
cheers richie

 

Proof that women don't read on the bog, they take photos of themselves and errrr... what's that on her lap!