j4ckos mate

our pb is 8 rolls in six days.
we get them from the hairdressing wholesalers now, and still we run out,

i stumbled into the toilet just as my daughter was attending to some paperwork lastnight.

jesus the bog was a festoon of colour it was looked like there was a Hydrangea growing out of it.


can anyone beat this.

FlightMan

About 7 rolls a week. 3 females, + me in the house.

It's a girl thing I think!

chocolate_o_brian

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Erm me and Nat use about 3 rolls of Asda brand "Shades" a week on average. Unless she's got the decorators in or I have a bout of the sheets. But even then I'd use a sponge...

fatscoobfella1

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I like to use 3 sheets per wipe,3 times.9 sheets in total...

Of course it all depends on your turn out rate,and /or how much cider and curry was consumed the night before.

I have been known to have 3 turnouts before setting off for work..So Andrex usage that week was up on the average,which is 3 boggers a week.

what would scooby do

Spike Milligan on sheets:

1 up
1 down

and 1 to polish

bigarf

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just me and are lass in house, around 8 rolls a week and a pack of wet wipes.i like my *** to be clean and fresh.

scoobyvirgin

**** the bed! I don't think we get through one roll a week. Saying that, she does pulll a shed load off to wipe the front hole. I'm a two sheet man per wipe. She thinks that's disgusting, can't see why as I wash my hands afterwards.

Timwinner

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My girlfriend typically uses what seems like a roll per visit to the bathroom.

^OPM^

I use one sheet for each number 2 i have-easy to do-just when you are finished pooing-you rip one sheet off-then tear a corner off this and put to one side-then u stick ur finger through sheet and clean round your bumhole then carefully pull finger back through sheet so it wipes it clean, then you use the corner bit you ripped off to clean under your fingernail.

Easy job done

Tam the bam

Just asked the family how much they think they use and...

Daughter has her own en suite and she thinks she uses 1 roll a week.

We have our own en suite and probably use 2 rolls per week.

The boys use the main bathroom and probably use 2-3 rolls per week.

The wee downstairs bog used by everyone, we probably use about 4 rolls per week in there.

So probably about 9 rolls total per week, however this does not include me using bog roll rather than tissues as **** rags or the rollage would probably hit about 20!

Tam the bam

+Doc+

Too many, our four year old uses about 20 sheets per wipe

MJW

My kids used to go through loads of it until for one week I switched for the cheapest most user unfriendly 40-grit bog-roll I could buy.

rossyboy

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1 roll a day in our place , 2 males & 1 female. Thing is, its her indoors son that uses it all. Regularly blocks the bog with the stuff after a dump. No need IMO

J4CKO

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Use less, reduce your Carbon Buttprint

zs_phil

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i think we average about 4 but sometimes go over ,really depends if i have to fight my 7 year old daughters monster down the hole with sticks .
we have babywipes to hand if we run out aswell or should someone wipe to eagerly and use part of their hand causing skidmarks

dpb

Those 13 packs for price 10 andrex are rip-off , quilted , so what

CHRIS_D

This thread has to be an all time scoobynet classic, havent chuckled like this in a while .

After reading what's been posted so far its good to know that we (as a family) are normal

Nurse Gladys

It's the old man 'Arkwright' that uses the most in our house - averages a roll a day (or it seems like it)................

A word of warning though, I thought I was being kind to his ar$e as I was buying the nice, soft, coated Andrex Aloe Vera paper, however we started getting some VERY NASTY blocked drains - approximately every three to four weeks.

We discovered that this type of paper doesn't break down like normal paper, so we're back to the 'normal' and after about six months of changing back we haven't had a problem!

gpssti4

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All depends on Tam's 'babe of the week' thread - could be as high as 4 rolls

Sideways Ste

I poo at work, saves toilet roll and i get paid to do it

Lisawrx

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About 2 a week here. However, when I'm off work, that figure goes up ALOT.

I get wrong for using too much.

Will

LOL @ this thresd.


I dont give a toss how many we go through as my brother is a supervisor in Kruger tissues which i down the road and he gets a **** load free and gives me some every month

Tam the bam

Sh!ttastick Gimpy

Tam the bam

Hmmm That could be read as **** ta stick!!

M444GY

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a 4 pack a week in my house , me , my missus and a lodger ,


the lodger tend to **** alot though and never buys any to replace , ill have to have a word

Will

Sonic'

Im under orders to do my curling at work, and its nothing to do with how much paper is used either

2 of us and 4 kids under the age of ten means we go through about 2 rolls a day

StickyMicky

Ahh bog roll, one of lifes little scams.

The secret of bog roll is NOT to buy this super soft virgin ****e, and buy the cheap ones, i tried a few super soft ****e types and they just don't clean ya ring properly, they sort of gently waft the turd around your rose bud, you need the cheap stuff so it has a bit of a grip on the cacky and will actually clean your piece in a better fashion

you will need to double fold 2 sheets of the cheaper stuff.

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