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Old 27 February 2002, 01:24 PM
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Just been reading come letters of complaint in the Sun regarding some jokes he told about Princess Margaret and the World Trade Centre, and was wondering if anybody knew what sort of stuff he was saying.

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Old 27 February 2002, 01:26 PM
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dunno but I wanna know now!!
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Old 27 February 2002, 01:33 PM
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Old 27 February 2002, 01:34 PM
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whats that gotta do with the WTC
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Old 27 February 2002, 01:37 PM
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Seems funny to me

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Apologies if my puncuation isn't up to everyone's high standards. The WTC jokes were separate AFAIK, but equally offensive it would seem.

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Old 27 February 2002, 01:45 PM
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didnt think the Princess Margaret one too offensive - quite amusing infact...
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Old 27 February 2002, 01:48 PM
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I thought quite amusing as well. Why does everyone get so touchy about the Royals?
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Old 27 February 2002, 01:57 PM
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wanna hear one about Princess Di??
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Old 27 February 2002, 01:59 PM
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Fire away, I didn't have much time for her anyway....
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Old 27 February 2002, 02:02 PM
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nah cos it will cause mass hysteria and much weeping and wailing...apparently things like this are unbecoming of a moderator
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Old 27 February 2002, 02:21 PM
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send it to me and I'll post it
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Old 27 February 2002, 02:24 PM
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NO!!!
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tell tell tell tell..... you know you want to. I find it hard to get hysterical about a person whose life I fund, but have never met
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Old 27 February 2002, 02:33 PM
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Can't
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mail it to me then.... go on - you know you want to
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Richard,

You shouldn't ask people if they want to see something, and then refuse to show it. You will get called a tease

(go on, go on, go on)
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NO !!!
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I remember when Diana died She was all over the Radio, and the wheel, and the windscreen

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Old 27 February 2002, 03:41 PM
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after she died they made a new haynes manual..........

........it shows how to remove a princess from a gearbox.


(Edited by moderator cos the punchline was the wrong way round..LOL)

[Edited by Diablo - 2/28/2002 10:06:13 AM]
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Old 28 February 2002, 08:19 AM
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i have one for you........


what would princess di be doing if she were alive today?











clawing at her coffin lid
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Old 28 February 2002, 09:01 AM
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I heard Princess Di had a dandruff problem. Didn't they find head and shoulders in the glovebox?


What will Princess Margaret be having for Christmas?

Her mother.


Coat please..
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Old 28 February 2002, 09:34 AM
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The great thing about press letters of complaint etc is that they are usually written by the junior journos and their aim is to try to be controversial.

likewise the horoscopes usually fall to the most junior hack to put together......shatter your bird's illusions next time she goes off on a random astrological mission

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Old 28 February 2002, 03:34 PM
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Do you know what Diana stands for?


Died
In
A
Nasty
Accident

I cant go outside now because I will probably be struck by lightning!

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Old 28 February 2002, 04:52 PM
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That is VERY funny
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Old 28 February 2002, 05:01 PM
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How does a blind skydiver know when to open his shute ?
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Old 28 February 2002, 05:19 PM
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Dog lead goes slack?

That one needs carbon dating
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Old 28 February 2002, 06:14 PM
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Still funny though :-)
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Old 28 February 2002, 06:20 PM
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so what did Connolly say about the Twin Towers?
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