Treehuggers **** test, how many planets do you have?
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Treehuggers **** test, how many planets do you have?
C'mon take the test @ WWF Footprint Calculator mine is 'Your footprint is
3.42 planets'
I'm gutted as I wanted at least 10
3.42 planets'
I'm gutted as I wanted at least 10
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I live on 3.26 planets, but I only have one to live on. That is quite amazing, because I thought I virtually lived on about 6 planets. Other than that, my carbon footprint is 13.75 tonnes per annum.
I am not happy with this calculation I recycle almost everything, I always turn my lights off if am not using them, I am not a petrolhead, so how come I live on more than one planet? I get it not. Also, what has carbon footprint got to do whether I have pets or not? May be, what they mean is that if you have pets, you will use Dyson more often, and thus, consume more electricity. Anyway, I don't hug trees, but I do like the idea of not wasting, if possible. So from today onwards, I shall recycle more. I may even ask the bin guys to empty my bins in their lorry, so that I can re-use the bin bags.
I always wondered about recycled toilet rolls How one can recycle a used bit of toilet paper is beyond my understanding I mean, the idea is quite minging, innit. Therefore, I never buy recycled bogrolls You never know whose dirty @rse they wiped before they were crunched to be reborn, do you?
I am not happy with this calculation I recycle almost everything, I always turn my lights off if am not using them, I am not a petrolhead, so how come I live on more than one planet? I get it not. Also, what has carbon footprint got to do whether I have pets or not? May be, what they mean is that if you have pets, you will use Dyson more often, and thus, consume more electricity. Anyway, I don't hug trees, but I do like the idea of not wasting, if possible. So from today onwards, I shall recycle more. I may even ask the bin guys to empty my bins in their lorry, so that I can re-use the bin bags.
I always wondered about recycled toilet rolls How one can recycle a used bit of toilet paper is beyond my understanding I mean, the idea is quite minging, innit. Therefore, I never buy recycled bogrolls You never know whose dirty @rse they wiped before they were crunched to be reborn, do you?
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I always wondered about recycled toilet rolls How one can recycle a used bit of toilet paper is beyond my understanding I mean, the idea is quite minging, innit. Therefore, I never buy recycled bogrolls You never know whose dirty @rse they wiped before they were crunched to be reborn, do you?
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C'mon take the test @ WWF Footprint Calculator mine is 'Your footprint is
3.42 planets'
I'm gutted as I wanted at least 10
3.42 planets'
I'm gutted as I wanted at least 10
They can go **** themselves!
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I live on 3.26 planets, but I only have one to live on. That is quite amazing, because I thought I virtually lived on about 6 planets. Other than that, my carbon footprint is 13.75 tonnes per annum.
I am not happy with this calculation I recycle almost everything, I always turn my lights off if am not using them, I am not a petrolhead, so how come I live on more than one planet? I get it not. Also, what has carbon footprint got to do whether I have pets or not? May be, what they mean is that if you have pets, you will use Dyson more often, and thus, consume more electricity. Anyway, I don't hug trees, but I do like the idea of not wasting, if possible. So from today onwards, I shall recycle more. I may even ask the bin guys to empty my bins in their lorry, so that I can re-use the bin bags.
I always wondered about recycled toilet rolls How one can recycle a used bit of toilet paper is beyond my understanding I mean, the idea is quite minging, innit. Therefore, I never buy recycled bogrolls You never know whose dirty @rse they wiped before they were crunched to be reborn, do you?
I am not happy with this calculation I recycle almost everything, I always turn my lights off if am not using them, I am not a petrolhead, so how come I live on more than one planet? I get it not. Also, what has carbon footprint got to do whether I have pets or not? May be, what they mean is that if you have pets, you will use Dyson more often, and thus, consume more electricity. Anyway, I don't hug trees, but I do like the idea of not wasting, if possible. So from today onwards, I shall recycle more. I may even ask the bin guys to empty my bins in their lorry, so that I can re-use the bin bags.
I always wondered about recycled toilet rolls How one can recycle a used bit of toilet paper is beyond my understanding I mean, the idea is quite minging, innit. Therefore, I never buy recycled bogrolls You never know whose dirty @rse they wiped before they were crunched to be reborn, do you?
I think the pets bit is about hamsters, they fart lots and it damages the ozone layer badly, there'll be a hamster Tax imposed soon, kinda like the TV license, you are forced to pay but all you get is a lot of **** in return!
The other thing that pisses me off is wasting water, how the **** can you waste water? Does it get ejected into the universe when you flush your sh!te away?
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I tried that Kitten soft bog roll now, I didn't believe it was actually as soft as a Kitten, and it isn't, lying b@stards, needless to say, nextdoors Kittens do whiff a bit now!
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I know the stuff, it has a lot of wee Labradors on it?!!? We had that a few weeks ago, I felt bad about smearing **** over them, so I used the GF's toothbrush instead!
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It's bull-cr@p............the only things I do wrong are drive a car, and eat meat/fish a few times a week, but still I'm living as if I need 1.9 planets.
Rubbish.
Rubbish.
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