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Old 20 March 2009, 11:56 PM
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Default Treehuggers **** test, how many planets do you have?

C'mon take the test @ WWF Footprint Calculator mine is 'Your footprint is
3.42 planets'

I'm gutted as I wanted at least 10
Old 21 March 2009, 12:01 AM
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God, I'm more, 3.79 planets!
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Only 3.17
Old 21 March 2009, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
God, I'm more, 3.79 planets!
That's good Clare I used to think the likes of the WWF and Greenpeace etc. were good organisations when I was younger, now I only see them as ammunition for nu labours big taxing machine!
Old 21 March 2009, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by stoneface
Only 3.17
Oh you are slipping, go burn a Panda!


*That was a joke I don't condone Panda burning!*
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4.79 for me.

Must have been the +50 hours of long distance air travel.
Old 21 March 2009, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by FlightMan
4.79 for me.

Must have been the +50 hours of long distance air travel.
Can anyone beat our champion so far whilst answering the kwestions honestly?
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I live on 3.26 planets, but I only have one to live on. That is quite amazing, because I thought I virtually lived on about 6 planets. Other than that, my carbon footprint is 13.75 tonnes per annum.

I am not happy with this calculation I recycle almost everything, I always turn my lights off if am not using them, I am not a petrolhead, so how come I live on more than one planet? I get it not. Also, what has carbon footprint got to do whether I have pets or not? May be, what they mean is that if you have pets, you will use Dyson more often, and thus, consume more electricity. Anyway, I don't hug trees, but I do like the idea of not wasting, if possible. So from today onwards, I shall recycle more. I may even ask the bin guys to empty my bins in their lorry, so that I can re-use the bin bags.

I always wondered about recycled toilet rolls How one can recycle a used bit of toilet paper is beyond my understanding I mean, the idea is quite minging, innit. Therefore, I never buy recycled bogrolls You never know whose dirty @rse they wiped before they were crunched to be reborn, do you?
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I'm only 3.19 planets.
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4.20 planets for me, carbon footprint is 21.21 tonnes per annum.

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I live on 4.33 planets
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
I always wondered about recycled toilet rolls How one can recycle a used bit of toilet paper is beyond my understanding I mean, the idea is quite minging, innit. Therefore, I never buy recycled bogrolls You never know whose dirty @rse they wiped before they were crunched to be reborn, do you?
I always thought recycled toilet roll was just made out of recycled paper, not actual loo roll, but I could be wrong. (not that I use that anyway, I like something softer myself)
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
C'mon take the test @ WWF Footprint Calculator mine is 'Your footprint is
3.42 planets'

I'm gutted as I wanted at least 10
3.43!

They can go **** themselves!
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2.70 planets
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4.8, Get in!
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6.77 planets, Im a baaaaad puddy -tat




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Just because of that, I'm going outside to burn some tyres and use up all my CFC infested spray cans!
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
I live on 3.26 planets, but I only have one to live on. That is quite amazing, because I thought I virtually lived on about 6 planets. Other than that, my carbon footprint is 13.75 tonnes per annum.

I am not happy with this calculation I recycle almost everything, I always turn my lights off if am not using them, I am not a petrolhead, so how come I live on more than one planet? I get it not. Also, what has carbon footprint got to do whether I have pets or not? May be, what they mean is that if you have pets, you will use Dyson more often, and thus, consume more electricity. Anyway, I don't hug trees, but I do like the idea of not wasting, if possible. So from today onwards, I shall recycle more. I may even ask the bin guys to empty my bins in their lorry, so that I can re-use the bin bags.

I always wondered about recycled toilet rolls How one can recycle a used bit of toilet paper is beyond my understanding I mean, the idea is quite minging, innit. Therefore, I never buy recycled bogrolls You never know whose dirty @rse they wiped before they were crunched to be reborn, do you?
FPMSL I didn't know you can buy recycled bog roll, I now have this image in my head of some wee guy at the sewage works with a big net catching it all and saying 'Jeez this has a healthy big skitter mark on it, but no worries we'll wash the jobbies off and re-roll it!'

I think the pets bit is about hamsters, they fart lots and it damages the ozone layer badly, there'll be a hamster Tax imposed soon, kinda like the TV license, you are forced to pay but all you get is a lot of **** in return!

The other thing that pisses me off is wasting water, how the **** can you waste water? Does it get ejected into the universe when you flush your sh!te away?
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx
I always thought recycled toilet roll was just made out of recycled paper, not actual loo roll, but I could be wrong. (not that I use that anyway, I like something softer myself)
I tried that Kitten soft bog roll now, I didn't believe it was actually as soft as a Kitten, and it isn't, lying b@stards, needless to say, nextdoors Kittens do whiff a bit now!
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
I tried that Kitten soft bog roll now, I didn't believe it was actually as soft as a Kitten, and it isn't, lying b@stards, needless to say, nextdoors Kittens do whiff a bit now!


Puppies on a roll is quite soft.

Just for you, I mean the stuff made by andrex, not literally a load of puppies rolled up.
Old 21 March 2009, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx


Puppies on a roll is quite soft.

Just for you, I mean the stuff made by andrex, not literally a load of puppies rolled up.
I know the stuff, it has a lot of wee Labradors on it?!!? We had that a few weeks ago, I felt bad about smearing **** over them, so I used the GF's toothbrush instead!
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That isn't so soft though, is it??
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Rabbits !



*they're good enough for bears, they're good enough for me....
Old 21 March 2009, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisawrx
That isn't so soft though, is it??
Na but I had a clean hoop and her teeth sparkled.. Result!!
Old 21 March 2009, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan Gleebits
Rabbits !



*they're good enough for bears, they're good enough for me....
What!! Bears shop in Anne Summers too?

Does Mrs Gleebits know you stick her bunny up your bum?
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Your footprint is
3.48 planets
oops. aahhhh, what the hell
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It's bull-cr@p............the only things I do wrong are drive a car, and eat meat/fish a few times a week, but still I'm living as if I need 1.9 planets.

Rubbish.
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5.56 planets.

They suggest that I join a walking bus - yeah great for my journey to visit my customers - circa 200 miles! Oh and make a packed lunch

Crazzzzzyyyyy ****'s


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