Dedrater

Bethlehem City Council Department of Social Care.
Childs Name: Jesus O’Nazaretth
Parental Report:
Mother - Delusional: claims to converse with people who can fly. Behaviour possibly an indication of prolonged narcotics use.
Father – Absent/Unknown.
Step Father – Of limited IQ. Does not understand where babies come from. Seems unperturbed about his wife’s obvious infidelity.

Living Conditions – The family reside in a dilapidated out-building and the child was found sharing the accommodation with a number of animals.
The place was dirty and un-heated.
The parents were throwing wild parties and had invited all the local shepherds round (not a suitable environment for a baby).
During our inspection, three mature gentlemen approached the parents with very expensive gifts – we are concerned about their motives, several paedophile rings operate in this area.
Action – Child taken into care

Turbohot

Bet the mother bought "Hello" or "OK" (whatever it is with Jade's wedding story) with the pound she made; on a dodgy deal of Mary Jane.