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Old 27 January 2009, 04:45 PM
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BBC NEWS | UK | 'Chav-free holidays' defended

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Old 27 January 2009, 04:48 PM
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Must admit I do try and avoid those types of holidays that the chavs love.

Thought we'd be okay when jetting off to the Caribbean this time last year but the plane was full of them. Wealth does not necessarily buy good taste I guess
Old 27 January 2009, 04:53 PM
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Bit daft by using names to define thier chavviness.

Better guide would be
Location/postcode
criminal record
number of family members receiving DSS payments and what type + for how long
do you watch or have ever been on Jeremy Kyle
Do you own trakkie bottoms and are they your best wear
Hav you or any of you family conceived or got a schlaag pregnant whilst still at school
Do you own a Subaru Impreza

That would just about do it.
Old 27 January 2009, 04:53 PM
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There was a Cruise ruined by them, just before Xmas ...... trouble was that P&O sold the cabins cheap with only a week or so to go - chavs bought £7500 cabins for £1500!!

So, a bunch of Manchester Chav families arrived on board - just what you want for your cruise of a lifetime!!
Old 27 January 2009, 04:54 PM
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A classic case for the introduction of ID Cards!!!
Old 27 January 2009, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
A classic case for the introduction of ID Cards!!!
Classic case for making sure we have a decent education system, tougher policing and full employment and pc muppetse just stop making excuses for out of order behviour more like, not giving them the opportunity to turn into the underclass scum
Old 27 January 2009, 05:00 PM
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They are underclass scum when they are born ........
Old 27 January 2009, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
They are underclass scum when they are born ........
OK then do not let them breed - job done in a few geenerations
Old 27 January 2009, 05:01 PM
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Once again I repeat...

"The SNers (lady) doth protest too much, methinks..."

I'd rather see chavs abroad than some over opionated ladder climbers that think they have made it (because they can afford to hire a Merc) moaning about how awful everything is...

I think middle class Daily Mail reader types do more damage to society than all the chavs put together.

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Old 27 January 2009, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
I think middle class Daily Mail reader types do more damage to society than all the chavs put together.
i wonder just how many so called middle class read the DM?

Whilst the DM types might read and moan i do think that is about the extent of it. I recon you are less likely to get stabbed or robbed or hit n run by an uninsured/drunk/drugged up/no licience DM reader, might be wrong mind


BTW i read the Indie, occasionally look through the comics/red tops at work, if left lying about - buy one - No!
Old 27 January 2009, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Matteeboy
Once again I repeat...

"The SNers (lady) doth protest too much, methinks..."

I'd rather see chavs abroad than some over opionated ladder climbers that think they have made it (because they can afford to hire a Merc) moaning about how awful everything is...

I think middle class Daily Mail reader types do more damage to society than all the chavs put together.
Good point but stretching it a bit
Old 27 January 2009, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
OK then do not let them breed - job done in a few geenerations
You are spot-on ..... I would support a mass cull of them.

Sterilise them when they are 13 years old ...... we know who they are when younger than that.
Old 27 January 2009, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
Sterilise them when they are 13 years old ...... we know who they are when younger than that.
You'd miss 3 or 4 breeding seasons by then .

Cull is the way forward
Old 27 January 2009, 05:31 PM
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We could start with these two ....

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...-of-Sh-001.jpg
Old 27 January 2009, 05:47 PM
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Less rights more responsibilities has to be the only way.

Reading the DM does make you feel a bit fascist though.

5t.
Old 27 January 2009, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
There was a Cruise ruined by them, just before Xmas ...... trouble was that P&O sold the cabins cheap with only a week or so to go - chavs bought £7500 cabins for £1500!!

So, a bunch of Manchester Chav families arrived on board - just what you want for your cruise of a lifetime!!
I would have thought this was an ideal situation to dispose of a few, middle of the ocean + dark night + quick push = big splash
Old 27 January 2009, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by fivetide
Less rights more responsibilities has to be the only way.

Reading the DM does make you feel a bit fascist though.

5t.
They give chav's a bad name, they are just scum.
Old 27 January 2009, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
Lets face it these people give you some kind of credence - in your own mind
Old 27 January 2009, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Lets face it these people give you some kind of credence - in your own mind
He is the SN uber chav
Old 27 January 2009, 07:55 PM
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The chavs round here are starting to buy impreza, along with taking the chav free holidays..
Old 28 January 2009, 01:28 AM
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I fink I is not gonna go on me holz wiv dem den innit!!

Dazza
Old 28 January 2009, 09:10 AM
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If its still going in the future the names used now will be out of fashion, I don't want to say what they are in case any of you have named your kids with some of the name i'm thinking.
Old 28 January 2009, 01:39 PM
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Personally I liked the response from Travel Republic

ONLINE travel giant Travel Republic has slammed Activities Abroad for its snobby stance on ‘chav’ names and is offering a 10% discount to Biancas, Dazzas and Chantelles.

Managing director Paul Furner said: “For a business to come out publicly, with such blatantly biased and offensive comments, and to describe their holidays as ‘chav free’, is simply outrageous.

“We actively encourage bookings from everyone, irrespective of their name and its perceived social standing.

“In fact we’re delighted to have 1600 Shannons, 1100 Courtneys, 600 Chantelles, 500 Kylies, 400 Tiffanys, 300 Candices and 200 Britneys on our database, and to have 2 Candices, a Chantelle and a Dazza among our staff.”

In an attempt to offer some comfort to those affected, Travel Republic is offering a 10% discount on hotel bookings made by customers with one of the ten ‘chav’ names identified by Activities Abroad*.

The offer runs for the next two weeks (up to midnight on Wed February 11th). To take advantage of the discount, ‘chavs’ should enter Promotional Code DAZZA when booking.

* Britney, Kylie, Bianca, Tiffany, Dazza, Chardonnay, Chantelle, Candice, Courtney and Shannon
Old 28 January 2009, 01:48 PM
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also:

FIRM OFFERS '****-ONLY' ACTIVITY HOLIDAYS - The Daily Mash

5t.
Old 28 January 2009, 01:53 PM
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