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Old 26 January 2009, 10:38 AM
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Old 26 January 2009, 10:41 AM
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can you remove the white dots please!
Old 26 January 2009, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
can you remove the white dots please!
Photobucket will do it automatically
And anyway, they say too much w**king makes you get white spots on your eyes.........what white dots
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Now that,s some suicde bomber...
Old 26 January 2009, 10:55 AM
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If they all looked and dressed like that, we wouldn't have a problem with our little muslim friends. Well, the female ones anyway.

I'd be the first to say "Welcome to England"
Old 26 January 2009, 11:25 AM
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Is that your gaffe?


Old 26 January 2009, 11:37 AM
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It must be as I recognise the car as his!

BTW, what's the definition of a la carte?

A muslim with a wheelbarrow.

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Old 26 January 2009, 11:43 AM
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meet her mates you infidel

They work for the National Rivers Authority, checking fishing licences so be warned!
Old 26 January 2009, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
It must be as I recognise the car as his!

BTW, what's the definition of a la carte?

A muslim with a wheelbarrow.

bloody infidel
Old 26 January 2009, 01:02 PM
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I bet she bangs like a good 'un
Old 26 January 2009, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by SunnySideUp
I bet she bangs like a good 'un
and blows good too
Old 26 January 2009, 01:19 PM
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The sex was explosive .........
Old 26 January 2009, 09:02 PM
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sex bomb sex bomb you're my sex bomb
Old 26 January 2009, 09:19 PM
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Old 26 January 2009, 09:22 PM
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Does my bomb look big in this ?
Old 26 January 2009, 09:33 PM
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Where did you order it from?

Iraq?
Old 26 January 2009, 09:41 PM
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A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

The guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

The customer says, "Female"

The counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

The customer says, "White"

The counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

The customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

The counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

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oo.. here we go another 24 pages
Old 26 January 2009, 09:49 PM
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@ Tam
Old 26 January 2009, 10:00 PM
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The original is at

http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Blow % 20Up % 20Doll.jpg

Spaces added so it takes some effort to see the nudity and no one can click it by accident !

See I do care
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http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Blow%20Up%20Doll.jpg

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Nasty beaver though
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winking at me though
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Old 27 January 2009, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
The original is at

http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Blow % 20Up % 20Doll.jpg

Spaces added so it takes some effort to see the nudity and no one can click it by accident !

See I do care
I cared by using my PS skills to spare the blushes of the easily of you lot embarrassed
(oh and to wind Tam up )
Old 27 January 2009, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I cared by using my PS skills to spare the blushes of the easily of you lot embarrassed
(oh and to wind Tam up )
Swiss, I know you think blow up dolls are great. I mean, where else are you going to find a woman that looks shocked to see the size of your bell end?

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Old 27 January 2009, 02:33 PM
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Surly that cant be real, wheres the hairy armpits and crab ladder
Old 27 January 2009, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Tam the bam
Swiss, I know you think blow up dolls are great. I mean, where else are you going to find a woman that looks shocked to see the size of your bell end?
There is only one bell end on this thread
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