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Old 09 January 2009, 10:57 AM
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Larry Flynt is asking for a bailout.
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The **** industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."

“We should be delivering [the request] by the end of today to our congressmen and [Secretary of the Treasury Henry] Paulson asking for this $5 billion dollar bailout,” he told CNN Wednesday.


Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no financial danger — DVD sales have slipped over the past year, but Web traffic has continued to grow.

But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

So far, there has been no congressional reaction to the request.
Old 09 January 2009, 11:03 AM
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I'll happily go over and work for free. Help them out.
Old 09 January 2009, 11:04 AM
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I didn't realise the American **** industry was hard up...
Old 09 January 2009, 11:06 AM
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Sounds like the **** industry is wanting the American Tax payer to bend over and take it up the @rse.
Old 09 January 2009, 11:08 AM
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The American Tax payer might find this hard to swallow. Unlike the female **** stars.
Old 09 January 2009, 11:08 AM
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I hope the government don't tell them to go **** themselves
Old 09 January 2009, 11:09 AM
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They should be used to ups and downs..
Old 09 January 2009, 11:10 AM
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It's all gone **** up. Is the US govt going to spunk away more money? If so, the tax payers are really taking it up the a$$, and it can only lead to a sticky end.
Some **** stars are threatening to pull out, and leave a gaping hole............. in US GDP.

That's it, I'm done.
Old 09 January 2009, 11:13 AM
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Without the Government help, they're F*cked.
Old 09 January 2009, 11:34 AM
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Show me the money.................. Shot
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I have sympathy as there's nothing worse than a flaccid outlook
However; if this industry is given a helping hand, I don't doubt that they will come and come again for more.

On a serious note: I wouldn't mind if they received help if they produced something less boring

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Old 09 January 2009, 12:39 PM
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you lot crack me up. keep 'em coming....
Old 09 January 2009, 04:29 PM
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dont worry it'll all blow over

Do then need to warp the package up with a little fluffer

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Old 09 January 2009, 05:37 PM
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Apparently in the UK things must be different as Durex owners have reported record sales and a significant increase in sexual activity since the downturn started as sex is a free (well apart from the batteries, toys, lube, dressing up gear and the £250 per hour fees).
Old 09 January 2009, 06:02 PM
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F@ck em.
Old 09 January 2009, 07:09 PM
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Sounds like a lot of moaning for nothing to me
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