Another Christmas Party.......
19 December 2008, 11:55 AM
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Another Christmas Party.......
Tom had been in police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise it was total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and a huge, bearded man was standing there. "Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00..."
"Great", said Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks.
Thank you
As Cliff was leaving, he stopped. "Gotta warn you…Be some drinking…"
"Not a problem," said Tom. "After 25 years in the cop business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
'Well, I get along with people; I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again."
"More'n likely be some wild sex, too!"
"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?"
"Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."
dl
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and a huge, bearded man was standing there. "Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00..."
"Great", said Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks.
Thank you
As Cliff was leaving, he stopped. "Gotta warn you…Be some drinking…"
"Not a problem," said Tom. "After 25 years in the cop business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
'Well, I get along with people; I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again."
"More'n likely be some wild sex, too!"
"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?"
"Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."
dl
Last edited by David Lock; 19 December 2008 at 11:58 AM.
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