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Old 15 December 2008, 07:33 PM
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Question So how do you stash $50 billion?

So Bernard Madoff has ripped off $50b.

I guess some went back to early investors as that's how pyramid schemes work. But what about the rest??

You can't exactly open a PO savings account and I'd have thought that even an offshore bank might think twice about accepting billions?

Any one hazard a guess?

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Old 15 December 2008, 07:34 PM
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Bury it in the garden, like everyone else.
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Originally Posted by yoza
Bury it in the garden, like everyone else.
I'm sure it would be safe in Liverpool...........
Old 15 December 2008, 07:41 PM
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When they arrest the Drug Barrons in Liverpool and the surounding areas, the first thing to go in is the mini digger, in the garden....straight up.
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$50b is hidden under most west berlin homes
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What would be the point in having it if you had to hide it
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It's not really disappeared has it? If the scheme has returned some high interest to early investors, and he's spent his commission on yachts, helicopters, fast cars, holidays etc. then that has been fed back into the economy. Like a bank subsidy to keep those companies and their employees going.
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I didn't say he did invest it. He paid interest to early investors, so that money wasn't 'lost'. The chunk that he took out has presumably funded an extravagant lifestyle keeping the yacht and sportscar companies in business.

The banks have lost out, but the money itself wasn't lost. Mr. Madoff has spent it on what the bankers would have spent it on themselves.
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Back to original question....

So how do you stash $50 billion?




In my bank account preferably
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it'll be clean by now, as in untraceable as stolen money, so he'll have it sat in offshore accounts somewhere in a country that won't touch it becuase they need the money to keep the country running and can't risk him removing it
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in a reeeeeeeally big piggy bank
Old 17 December 2008, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Tidgy
... he'll have it sat in offshore accounts somewhere in a country that won't touch it becuase they need the money to keep the country running and can't risk him removing it
Like the UK
Old 17 December 2008, 12:57 PM
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I can't say where he stashed it but, he sleeps with his nose very close to the ceiling.
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
According to BBC NEWS | Business | Watchdog 'ignored' Madoff warning they did have a 'sniff' years ago but didn't follow up ...... Hmmm. Wonder what else will come out in this case???

Dave
I have always liked Warren Buffett's quote that applies in the general situation ' You never know who has been swimming naked until the tide goes out'. In the financial markets, the tide is going out and we are now starting to see the naturists.
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