She says, she means.
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She says, she means.
Handy Translator:
She says
~~~~ She Means
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
We need
~~~~ I want
It's your decision
~~~~ The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want
~~~~ You'll pay for this later
We need to talk
~~~~ I need to complain
Sure...go ahead
~~~~ I don't want you to.
I'm not upset
~~~~ Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly
~~~~ You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight.
~~~~ Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional!
~~~~ I have PMT. And I'm not overreacting!
Be romantic, turn out the lights.
~~~~ I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient.
~~~~ I want a new house.
I want new curtains
~~~~ and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...
Hang the picture there
~~~~ No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise
~~~~ I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?
~~~~ I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?
~~~~ I did something today you're really not going to like...
I'll be ready in a minute.
~~~~ Sit down and find a good programme on TV
Is my bum fat?
~~~~ Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate.
~~~~ Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?
~~~~ [Too late, your dead.]
Yes
~~~~ No
No
~~~~ No
Maybe
~~~~ No
I'm sorry.
~~~~ You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe?
~~~~ It's easy to make, so you'd better get get used to it.
I'm not shouting!
~~~~ I'm shouting because I think this is important.
Of course I did, couldn't you tell?
~~~~ I deserve an oscar you clumsy oaf.
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The same old thing.
~~~~ Nothing.
Nothing.
~~~~ Everything.
Everything.
~~~~ My PMT is acting up.
Nothing, really.
~~~~ It's just that you're such a ****.
I don't want to talk about it.
~~~~ Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.
Any additions...?
She says
~~~~ She Means
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
We need
~~~~ I want
It's your decision
~~~~ The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want
~~~~ You'll pay for this later
We need to talk
~~~~ I need to complain
Sure...go ahead
~~~~ I don't want you to.
I'm not upset
~~~~ Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly
~~~~ You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight.
~~~~ Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional!
~~~~ I have PMT. And I'm not overreacting!
Be romantic, turn out the lights.
~~~~ I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient.
~~~~ I want a new house.
I want new curtains
~~~~ and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...
Hang the picture there
~~~~ No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise
~~~~ I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?
~~~~ I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?
~~~~ I did something today you're really not going to like...
I'll be ready in a minute.
~~~~ Sit down and find a good programme on TV
Is my bum fat?
~~~~ Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate.
~~~~ Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?
~~~~ [Too late, your dead.]
Yes
~~~~ No
No
~~~~ No
Maybe
~~~~ No
I'm sorry.
~~~~ You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe?
~~~~ It's easy to make, so you'd better get get used to it.
I'm not shouting!
~~~~ I'm shouting because I think this is important.
Of course I did, couldn't you tell?
~~~~ I deserve an oscar you clumsy oaf.
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The same old thing.
~~~~ Nothing.
Nothing.
~~~~ Everything.
Everything.
~~~~ My PMT is acting up.
Nothing, really.
~~~~ It's just that you're such a ****.
I don't want to talk about it.
~~~~ Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.
Any additions...?
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I'm tired
~~~ Fcukoff, you ain't getting any.
Can we just watch a DVD tonight?
~~~ Fcukoff, you ain't getting any.
I've seen a nice top in the sale today.
~~~ Your getting some tonight as long as you buy me that top tomorrow.
~~~ Fcukoff, you ain't getting any.
Can we just watch a DVD tonight?
~~~ Fcukoff, you ain't getting any.
I've seen a nice top in the sale today.
~~~ Your getting some tonight as long as you buy me that top tomorrow.
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